Until yesterday, if you were to ask me what the worst album I'd ever heard was, I'd say it was, well, a demo tape that's basically "what if "Fingertips" was written by a child molester with a scat fetish who only knew how to play a single chord on the guitar?" Then, I discovered this:
At least the nonce who did that demo tape had the barest grasp of the English language necessary to get the idea of butt-raping children across. Hell, at least he knew how to actually play that one E minor chord. This guy, he can't even do that. And making things even stranger is that as far as I can find, there's no full versions of the MP3 files Kamikaze sampled in this video circulating.
And as a palate cleanser, here's a little Carl Orff piece:
At least the nonce who did that demo tape had the barest grasp of the English language necessary to get the idea of butt-raping children across. Hell, at least he knew how to actually play that one E minor chord. This guy, he can't even do that. And making things even stranger is that as far as I can find, there's no full versions of the MP3 files Kamikaze sampled in this video circulating.
And as a palate cleanser, here's a little Carl Orff piece:
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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