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2022 predictions/resolutions

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2022 predictions/resolutions
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2022 predictions/resolutions
December 30, 2021 at 10:11 pm (This post was last modified: December 30, 2021 at 10:13 pm by brewer.)
I got nothing but thought maybe someone else might be inspired.

How about 'That Gay Thread' will die the death it now deserves.
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RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
December 30, 2021 at 10:13 pm
Don't die.

That's it, really.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
December 30, 2021 at 10:40 pm
I'd like all the dead people's opinion of "that we now need to learn to live with the virus." muttered by all our ministers on our east coast.

On a lighter note to keep with Brewer's theme of predictions.
I think there'll be no covid cases by 2023. The next variant is will be called Pi. That's right, never fucking ending until we're all dead!

That's not necessarily a bad thing in the grand scheme of the universe I 'spose. Dunno
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RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
December 31, 2021 at 12:05 am
My son will ask me to pay for his car repairs.

It happens every year so this basically a given.
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RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
December 31, 2021 at 4:43 am (This post was last modified: December 31, 2021 at 4:51 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Prediction: 2022 will take place in terrifying clarity.

Resolution: 8K.




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RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
December 31, 2021 at 8:06 am (This post was last modified: December 31, 2021 at 8:34 am by brewer.)
Somebody will get sick in Time Square.

Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen will remain gay. Dick Clark, unable to count even in death.
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RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
December 31, 2021 at 10:11 am
Beijing will host the Winter Olympics. India will attempt a crewed space launch. China will complete its space station.
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RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
December 31, 2021 at 10:35 am
My prediction is... rain!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
December 31, 2021 at 12:20 pm
People with red hats will continue to do stupid things.
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RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
December 31, 2021 at 12:27 pm
My new year's resolution is to think of an idea for a hit podcast, move to Minneapolis, buy a house, go to the Acme Comedy Club's Tuesday night open mic every week, and die in a late summer tornado.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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