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2022 predictions/resolutions
#21
RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
(December 31, 2021 at 7:33 pm)brewer Wrote:
(December 31, 2021 at 7:21 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Maybe I'll just kick him in the knee....from the side...

Nope, then I'd have to deal with him having an injury.

Back to the drawing board
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Like with a sharpie, when he's passed out?

Brewer, we're coming very close to copyright infringement here.

Tongue
Dying to live, living to die.
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#22
RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
I predict that I will win the lottery, picked up both powerball and megamillions tickets.

You theists out there need to pray for this apostate.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#23
RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
(December 31, 2021 at 7:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 31, 2021 at 12:36 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I will not strangle husband, I will not strangle husband, I will not strangle husband...










....I've heard it takes a long time and I doubt I have the hand strength.

Walk up behind the person you wish to see unconscious, wrap your right arm around there throat and neck, while placing your left arm behind their neck.

Squeeze.

Results in less than a minute.

You probably don't want to mention to your husband that strangers on the internet are giving you this advice.

It might upset him.

😇😇
A keen blade between C3 and C4 vertebrae provides instant results. Kind of hard to hide the wound, though.  Tut Tut Maybe a fire, after.  Panic

















This is, BTW just a macabre joke.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#24
RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
(December 31, 2021 at 8:57 pm)brewer Wrote: I predict that I will win the lottery, picked up both powerball and megamillions tickets.

You theists out there need to pray for this apostate.

Not hit on megamillions. Some of you are not keeping up your end.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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