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Where do pets go after the Rapture?

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Where do pets go after the Rapture?
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Where do pets go after the Rapture?
March 22, 2011 at 8:12 pm
So which one of you atheists thought of this business idea? I wish I had thought of it first. . . .

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html
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RE: Where do pets go after the Rapture?
March 22, 2011 at 8:35 pm
I alway thought pets go to a real heaven where they are not bossed around by their inferiors - the Christians - after the rapture.
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RE: Where do pets go after the Rapture?
March 22, 2011 at 9:23 pm
Pet's don't go to heaven,
Wild hogs don't go to heaven,
I don't go to heaven,
You don't go to heaven.
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RE: Where do pets go after the Rapture?
March 22, 2011 at 11:58 pm
What kind of prick savior leaves his followers pets behind to suffer tribulation? If a hurricane comes, you can trust I am taking my ferrets and kittahs with me unless it is looking desperate..but Im just a foolish mortal...surely Jesus is much more wiser, powerfuler, and benevolenter than I.
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RE: Where do pets go after the Rapture?
April 7, 2011 at 3:06 am
(March 22, 2011 at 8:12 pm)wwajdblogger Wrote: So which one of you atheists thought of this business idea? I wish I had thought of it first. . . .

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

Pets have their own personal dog-jesus who comes for them in their own pet-rapture ... but only if their masters were Christians .... OBVIOUSLY.
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RE: Where do pets go after the Rapture?
April 7, 2011 at 3:47 am
(March 22, 2011 at 8:12 pm)wwajdblogger Wrote: So which one of you atheists thought of this business idea? I wish I had thought of it first. . . .

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

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