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Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 10:19 am
So yeah is everyone ready for tomorrow it's the big day the world ending and such since you know the 24th
I have a feeling that the world won't end and this prediction is a load of horse shit.
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 10:24 am
(September 23, 2015 at 10:19 am)dyresand Wrote: So yeah is everyone ready for tomorrow it's the big day the world ending and such since you know the 24th
I have a feeling that the world won't end and this prediction is a load of horse shit.

The prediction was for today as far as I know.

Seems not one single soul was good enough?
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 10:28 am
(September 23, 2015 at 10:24 am)SofaKingHigh Wrote:
(September 23, 2015 at 10:19 am)dyresand Wrote: So yeah is everyone ready for tomorrow it's the big day the world ending and such since you know the 24th
I have a feeling that the world won't end and this prediction is a load of horse shit.

The prediction was for today as far as I know.

Seems not one single soul was good enough?

How i figure 
1. god doesn't care
2. god has moved on
3. 404 god not found

i really like option 3
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 10:52 am
Can we PLEASE get someone to give us ongoing Rapture status reports?

Anything yet?

(Donald) Trumps and devil trombones?

The silence is ominous.
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 10:57 am
I can't tell if what I'm currently feeling is the rapture or if my allergies are acting up.
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 10:58 am
Know what we need? Another fucking thread on the Rapture Tongue
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 11:02 am
Professor? Professor?!?

OMG the professor is gone!
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 11:08 am
Rapture!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 11:10 am
Will he at the very least grace us with a goodbye note?

Dearly Departed thread?

Bueller?
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RE: Rapture report
September 23, 2015 at 11:15 am
(September 23, 2015 at 11:08 am)Stimbo Wrote: Rapture!

OMG, in my head I just heard that belted out as Shore Leave in the Venture Bros.' "Sphinx!" voice.
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