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Cage matches I would watch
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Cage matches I would watch
April 3, 2022 at 8:47 am
Put a Hari Krishna and a Jehovas Witness in the cage.

See which annoys the other to death.
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RE: Cage matches I would watch
April 3, 2022 at 2:05 pm
Yeah, what happens when a JW knocks on hare Krishna's door?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Cage matches I would watch
April 3, 2022 at 2:12 pm
Adam Sandler and a pack of Tasmanian devils.

Who’s funny now, Mister Funny Man? WHO’S FUNNY NOW??

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RE: Cage matches I would watch
April 3, 2022 at 2:16 pm
Joe Manchin and Marjorie Trailer Queen, but it has to be a fight to the death.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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RE: Cage matches I would watch
April 3, 2022 at 2:27 pm
Mr. Rogers and Statler & Waldorf.
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RE: Cage matches I would watch
April 3, 2022 at 2:34 pm


I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Cage matches I would watch
April 3, 2022 at 2:34 pm
You cant annoy hari krishna to death. He will just reincarnate.
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RE: Cage matches I would watch
April 3, 2022 at 3:18 pm
Kate Beckinsale vs. Mila Jovovich in string bikinis  Great
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RE: Cage matches I would watch
April 3, 2022 at 3:37 pm
Robin Williams and George Carlin.

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RE: Cage matches I would watch
April 3, 2022 at 4:40 pm
(April 3, 2022 at 3:37 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Robin Williams and George Carlin.

See who decomposes first?

Razz
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