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That Amateur White Thread
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Some white people aren’t outstandingly good at being white people. They’re not actually horrible at it. They try, I suppose , but they don’t seem to have either the innate talent or the drive to make it as a professional white person.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter  Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
They're not sending us their best people.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
I have, within the last 10 years, talked a cop out of a ticket. Pro status preserved.
No one has fun as white people do.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Personally, I've taken up being white as a hobby. I think I'm too tan to claim amateur or pro status.
I'm a complete failure as an old, white, man.
I'm a liberal atheist.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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