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"Vladimir Putin dies falling out a window".
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (October 4, 2022 at 1:34 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Vladimir Putin dies falling out a window".Oh come now it will be a flight of stairs.
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse! ![[Image: Canada_Flag.jpg?v=1646203843]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0630%2F5310%2F3332%2Fproducts%2FCanada_Flag.jpg%3Fv%3D1646203843) “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?” –SHIRLEY CHISHOLM  RE: Future Headlines
October 4, 2022 at 4:34 am
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TRUMP COMPLAINS ABOUT PRISON FOOD QUALITY
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911 blocks Karen
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Random Forum Member Solves All the Problems in the US From Their Basement in Canada
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Gulf Country Builds the Highest Pylon in the World To Throw Unbelievers, Homosexuals, and Other Enemies Of Islam From It
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Democrat/Republican party member changes party to the Republican/Democrats.
Landmark ruling means that those unable to express a desire to be tube fed are euthanised, following a democratic study of the general population's living will preferences.
 (October 4, 2022 at 8:16 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Gulf Country Builds the Highest Pylon in the World To Throw Unbelievers, Homosexuals, and Other Enemies Of Islam From It Not the word's tallest, but there's already a tower people have been thrown off.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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