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Holiday Greetings

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RE: Holiday Greetings
December 25, 2022 at 12:31 am
BREAKING: Upon entering the United States, Santa is shot dead in a mass shooting
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Holiday Greetings
December 25, 2022 at 7:34 am
Merry secular Christmas with the best Christmas card imaginable.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Holiday Greetings
December 25, 2022 at 8:36 am
Merry gods rape baby day.

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RE: Holiday Greetings
December 25, 2022 at 2:00 pm (This post was last modified: December 25, 2022 at 2:06 pm by Leonardo17.)
This one goes to all zealous bigots who are claiming that some holyday celebrations are completely unsuitable (or something whatever [Yes there are such M.s in some places of the world]). And good luck to all North Americans who are facing blizzards, flight delays and arctic winter conditions.

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There's no Santa Emoji so I'll use that one. Smile





So Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!
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RE: Holiday Greetings
December 25, 2022 at 2:17 pm
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#16
RE: Holiday Greetings
December 25, 2022 at 4:45 pm
Be merry and eat and drink!
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RE: Holiday Greetings
December 25, 2022 at 6:39 pm
Here’s what I got:

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On the less good side, I found out the sink’s been leaking a bit, so we have to wait for a plumber to come and fix it.
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