I smile a lot at the holidays.
The lowing herds will soon stampede into the malls, desperate to spend their filthy lucre buying bribes presents for their loved ones and their spouses.
I like to make the season a tiny bit more hellish when I get the chance. I start by walking down a line of parked cars with my keys blatant in my hand. Good way to get a long line of cars following me at a slow walk. The first car in line is eager, the rest hate that driver.
Then, when I get to my car I "suddenly" realize it's one lane over and I duck through.
I smile a lot at the holidays.
The lowing herds will soon stampede into the malls, desperate to spend their filthy lucre buying bribes presents for their loved ones and their spouses.
I like to make the season a tiny bit more hellish when I get the chance. I start by walking down a line of parked cars with my keys blatant in my hand. Good way to get a long line of cars following me at a slow walk. The first car in line is eager, the rest hate that driver.
Then, when I get to my car I "suddenly" realize it's one lane over and I duck through.
I smile a lot at the holidays.
