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RE: Random Thoughts
January 1, 2019 at 1:42 pm
Stuffed manicotti is just lasagna without the commitment.

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RE: Random Thoughts
January 2, 2019 at 12:19 am
Since a diabetic guy's urine contains elevated sugars, does this mean that he ejaculates high fructose porn syrup?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Thoughts
January 2, 2019 at 5:27 am
If a right- handed guy gets a handjob from a left-handed girl - does it feel like he' s doing it?

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RE: Random Thoughts
January 2, 2019 at 6:35 am
(January 2, 2019 at 5:27 am)onlinebiker Wrote: If a right- handed guy gets a handjob from a left-handed girl - does it feel like he' s doing it?

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Nope.  Smile

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RE: Random Thoughts
January 2, 2019 at 8:01 am (This post was last modified: January 2, 2019 at 8:01 am by onlinebiker.)
(January 2, 2019 at 6:35 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 2, 2019 at 5:27 am)onlinebiker Wrote: If a right- handed guy gets a handjob from a left-handed girl - does it feel like he' s doing it?

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Nope.  Smile

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But if he does it himself, left-handed - it feels like somebody else is doing it......

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RE: Random Thoughts
January 2, 2019 at 9:54 am
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RE: Random Thoughts
January 2, 2019 at 10:05 am
(January 2, 2019 at 9:54 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: [Image: 2q7wfj.jpg]

It's better if they can't find you at all.
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RE: Random Thoughts
January 2, 2019 at 10:12 am
Use camo duct tape..
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RE: Random Thoughts
January 2, 2019 at 10:34 am
(January 2, 2019 at 10:12 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Use camo duct tape..

Good idea if you're repairing trees and don't want anyone to know.

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RE: Random Thoughts
January 2, 2019 at 12:17 pm (This post was last modified: January 2, 2019 at 12:18 pm by Rev. Rye.)
A pair of movie scenes I just dreamed up:

Scene 1: A girl is singing this song:



like this:



Except she's trying to seduce a guy who's watching her. She pulls on his tie because she wants to pull on something else that the MPAA would never allow her to.

Scene 2: We cut to the guy she was trying to seduce in an office. He sees a girl who looks like a dowdier version of the singer in the break room, and sings her a few bars of the song she sang in the dream. She has no idea whatsoever what he's even doing.

And for some reason, the guy is played by Paul Rudd and the girl by Allison Lohman.
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