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RE: Random Thoughts
September 14, 2019 at 5:26 pm
How is it that we can vacuum fur up every single day and the dogs and cat never seem to be less furry?
  
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 15, 2019 at 5:50 am
maybe you have a fuzzy memory Dunno
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 15, 2019 at 6:13 am
Bacon can be made to cook itself if you light it with a Ronson.

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RE: Random Thoughts
September 15, 2019 at 12:48 pm
(September 15, 2019 at 5:50 am)ignoramus Wrote: maybe you have a fuzzy memory Dunno
Faints Everything in this house is fuzzy.  <sigh>
  
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 15, 2019 at 1:02 pm
There should be an Olympics for regular, everyday people.  I would watch the hell out of fat Danny from Belfast trying to run faster than flat-footed Ingmar from Sweden.

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RE: Random Thoughts
September 16, 2019 at 3:29 pm
Why is it that I can be riding my bicycle, lost in thought, and pause at a stop light, completely motionless, perfectly balanced, for several seconds, until I realize what I'm doing and immediately lose my balance. WTF? Is this some secret unconscious ninja shit?
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#3127
RE: Random Thoughts
September 18, 2019 at 11:50 am
If Harry Potter can use magic to fix his glasses, why can't he use magic to fix his eyes?

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RE: Random Thoughts
September 19, 2019 at 8:33 am
You women are fucking hard to work out sometimes.




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RE: Random Thoughts
September 19, 2019 at 8:44 am
(September 19, 2019 at 8:33 am)Little lunch Wrote: You women are fucking hard to work out sometimes.

Try benching skinnier women.
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RE: Random Thoughts
September 19, 2019 at 9:07 am
Skinny girls are good to look at, boring to be with.
Not all of them, just most.




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