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RE: Random Thoughts
April 6, 2020 at 5:34 am
(April 6, 2020 at 5:27 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(April 5, 2020 at 8:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Important information.

Nuns do NOT explode on impact.

You need more velocity.

And accelerant...

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#3592
RE: Random Thoughts
April 6, 2020 at 8:01 am
How come there are no famous morticians?

Huh
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#3593
RE: Random Thoughts
April 6, 2020 at 9:42 am
(April 6, 2020 at 8:01 am)onlinebiker Wrote: How come there are no famous morticians?

Huh

Here's one:

[Image: 220px-Morticia_adams_origional.jpg]

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#3594
RE: Random Thoughts
April 6, 2020 at 12:22 pm
(April 6, 2020 at 5:34 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 6, 2020 at 5:27 am)onlinebiker Wrote: You need more velocity.

And accelerant...

Gott im Hummel!

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#3595
RE: Random Thoughts
April 6, 2020 at 12:38 pm (This post was last modified: April 6, 2020 at 12:39 pm by onlinebiker.)
(April 6, 2020 at 9:42 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 6, 2020 at 8:01 am)onlinebiker Wrote: How come there are no famous morticians?

Huh

Here's one:

[Image: 220px-Morticia_adams_origional.jpg]

Boru

Nope... Not the same.

You'd know the difference if you woke up naked with one on top of you......
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RE: Random Thoughts
April 6, 2020 at 4:39 pm
(April 6, 2020 at 12:38 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(April 6, 2020 at 9:42 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Here's one:

[Image: 220px-Morticia_adams_origional.jpg]

Boru

Nope... Not the same.

You'd know the difference if you woke up naked with one on top of you......

Angelia Jolie studied mortuary science, it stands to reason there’s other hot morticians out there. Anything’s possible.

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#3597
RE: Random Thoughts
April 6, 2020 at 5:40 pm
(April 6, 2020 at 4:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 6, 2020 at 12:38 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Nope... Not the same.

You'd know the difference if you woke up naked with one on top of you......

Angelia Jolie studied mortuary science, it stands to reason there’s other hot morticians out there. Anything’s possible.

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Yahhbuttt - as much as I love the guy - Danny Devito cancels that right out.......


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RE: Random Thoughts
April 6, 2020 at 5:55 pm
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Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
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RE: Random Thoughts
April 6, 2020 at 6:01 pm (This post was last modified: April 6, 2020 at 6:02 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
I need a steel nipple and all the supply shops in town are shut. This means I’m going to have to pay $6.00 shipping for a $1.45 part.

Fuck you, Coronavirus.

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RE: Random Thoughts
April 6, 2020 at 6:39 pm (This post was last modified: April 6, 2020 at 6:40 pm by arewethereyet.)
Our dog groomer is coming over tomorrow - yes, we will be social distancing as we set her up in the garage when she comes.  I am excited to see the dog groomer.

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