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#5041
RE: Random Thoughts
January 27, 2021 at 6:12 pm
If Biden keeps unfucking up Trump's mistakes at this pace, there'll be no Ivanka, Eric, or Don jr by the end of next week.

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#5042
RE: Random Thoughts
January 27, 2021 at 6:32 pm
(January 27, 2021 at 6:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If Biden keeps unfucking up Trump's mistakes at this pace, there'll be no Ivanka, Eric, or Don jr by the end of next week.

My, isn't that a happy-making thought! If only...
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#5043
RE: Random Thoughts
January 28, 2021 at 3:25 am
Remember ladies, it's your duty to take care of your husband.

Wash his clothes.

Clean the house.

Wear gloves.

Hide the body.

Pretend to be sad at the funeral.

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#5044
RE: Random Thoughts
January 28, 2021 at 5:10 am
St. Fu is the patron saint of silence.

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#5045
RE: Random Thoughts
January 28, 2021 at 6:15 am (This post was last modified: January 28, 2021 at 6:16 am by ignoramus.)
(January 28, 2021 at 3:25 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Remember ladies, it's your duty to take care of your husband.

Wash his clothes.

Clean the house.

Wear gloves.

Hide the body.

Pretend to be sad at the funeral.

My wife will miss me dearly when I die! Now she'll have to take the bins out every Thursday! (instead of most Thursdays) Hehe
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#5046
RE: Random Thoughts
January 28, 2021 at 8:28 am
Now I'm wondering how much bullshit I got from a nerve being squeezed in between 2 layers in the right side of my back, and how grateful I am for just a hotpack and an exercise ball for un-squeezing that damn nerve, because now it's the same BS in the left side of my back.
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RE: Random Thoughts
January 29, 2021 at 8:44 pm
Is 36 too old for a threesome?

Asking for a friend...

...and another friend.

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#5048
RE: Random Thoughts
January 29, 2021 at 8:55 pm
(January 29, 2021 at 8:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Is 36 too old for a threesome?

Asking for a friend...

...and another friend.

Damn, I hope not. My birthday is coming up and I'm substantially older than that.
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RE: Random Thoughts
January 30, 2021 at 5:57 am (This post was last modified: January 30, 2021 at 5:57 am by ignoramus.)
(January 29, 2021 at 8:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Is 36 too old for a threesome?

Asking for a friend...

...and another friend.

As long as they're 18 years old each, no probs.
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RE: Random Thoughts
January 30, 2021 at 6:45 am
(January 29, 2021 at 8:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Is 36 too old for a threesome?

Asking for a friend...

...and another friend.

Not enough data to venture an opinion. Please submit relevant video for analysis.

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