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Internet scammers are fucking stupid - if they toned it down a smidge, they'd get more suckers.
'I won $10 million? Piss off, no one wins ten million.' 'I won free tacos for a month? Score! Here's all my info...' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
WTH- Story has been repeating on local radio today (I had work errands, therefore in the car). Story is supposed to tell us how it is that, at his age, Tom Brady can still play football at the level he plays.
Some doctor makes several pronouncements as to the whys and wherefores. Then the radio announcer fills us in on the doctor's qualifications. He's a pediatrician. Again, WTH. ![[Image: MmQV79M.png]](https://i.imgur.com/MmQV79M.png) (February 9, 2021 at 3:42 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: WTH- Story has been repeating on local radio today (I had work errands, therefore in the car). Story is supposed to tell us how it is that, at his age, Tom Brady can still play football at the level he plays. AH HA! Tom Brady is secretly a toddler! Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (February 9, 2021 at 3:48 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(February 9, 2021 at 3:42 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: WTH- Story has been repeating on local radio today (I had work errands, therefore in the car). Story is supposed to tell us how it is that, at his age, Tom Brady can still play football at the level he plays. ![[Image: tom-brady-new-york-post-photoshop.jpg?re...C384&ssl=1]](https://i2.wp.com/www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tom-brady-new-york-post-photoshop.jpg?resize=576%2C384&ssl=1) Indeed
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse! ![[Image: Canada_Flag.jpg?v=1646203843]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0630%2F5310%2F3332%2Fproducts%2FCanada_Flag.jpg%3Fv%3D1646203843) “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?” –SHIRLEY CHISHOLM
I don’t believe that bees make honey - that’s just stupid. I think they only harvest it. If you poke round in the bushes near a beehive, you’ll find lots of emptied bear-shaped squeeze bottles.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 
Why are male strippers always wearing job uniforms like cop's, plumber, construction worker, business suit, and never clothes of a jobless guy? Like, male stripper never begins dressed in pajamas with a gamepad in his hand. Do women have a fetish for employed men?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
(February 14, 2021 at 7:46 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Why are male strippers always wearing job uniforms like cop's, plumber, construction worker, business suit, and never clothes of a jobless guy? Like, male stripper never begins dressed in pajamas with a gamepad in his hand. Do women have a fetish for employed men? Or a homeless guy... With a sign - "Will fuck for food".... Ya think that'd be in demand... 
Little known fact:
The Crab Nebula is proof that god got an STD when he banged "virgin" Mary... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
The fact that Dolly Parton has personally requested that the bill to put up a statue of her be cancelled is further proof that Dolly Parton deserves a statue.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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