Is my SVG PacMan now playable in Safari on iPhone?

[arewethereyet]

You are a fucking idiot.

Boru

Don't you think that, as a third-year computer science student, I am qualified to have my opinion about whether iPhones exist?

I think you are a troll.  I think it more and more every day.

[FlatAssembler]

Don't you think that, as a third-year computer science student, I am qualified to have my opinion about whether iPhones exist?

No, I don’t.

Boru

Then who is qualified to have an opinion about whether or not iPhones exist?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

No, I don’t.

Boru

Then who is qualified to have an opinion about whether or not iPhones exist?

I am. I’m typing this on an iPhone.

Boru

[Ravenshire]

Nobody cares about your programming woes, nor does anyone care about your copyright infringement, Yes, Pac Man is still protected by copyright. No, everybody does it (violating copyright) isn't a valid excuse.


For fuck's sake, don't you have a single friend with an iPhone, or have you really run everyone off?!?

Well, no, I don't know anybody who has an iPhone. iPhones are rare here in Croatia.

I'm betting you simply have no friends.

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No, I don’t.

Boru

Then who is qualified to have an opinion about whether or not iPhones exist?

The existence of iPhones is not a matter of opinion, but of fact. While you are entitled to your opinion, no matter how dumb that opinion may be, you are not entitled to your own facts.

[FlatAssembler]

Then who is qualified to have an opinion about whether or not iPhones exist?

I am. I’m typing this on an iPhone.

Boru

So, you think that because of your personal anecdote you are more qualified than somebody studying computer science at a university?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I am. I’m typing this on an iPhone.

Boru

So, you think that because of your personal anecdote you are more qualified than somebody studying computer science at a university?

Yes.

Boru

[FlatAssembler]

Then who is qualified to have an opinion about whether or not iPhones exist?

I am. I’m typing this on an iPhone.

Boru

I could do a simple test whether or not iPhones exist: ask a few people who have an iPhone what happens if you try to run my PacMan on an iPhone. If they agree on what happens then, then iPhones probably exist. If they don't agree or refuse to tell me what happens, that means iPhones probably don't exist. Since people who claim to be iPhone users refuse to tell me, that means iPhones probably aren't real.

[arewethereyet]

I am. I’m typing this on an iPhone.

Boru

I could do a simple test whether or not iPhones exist: ask a few people who have an iPhone what happens if you try to run my PacMan on an iPhone. If they agree on what happens then, then iPhones probably exist. If they don't agree or refuse to tell me what happens, that means iPhones probably don't exist. Since people who claim to be iPhone users refuse to tell me, that means iPhones probably aren't real.

We are not going to run your buggy damn program on our phones...i or otherwise.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I am. I’m typing this on an iPhone.

Boru

I could do a simple test whether or not iPhones exist: ask a few people who have an iPhone what happens if you try to run my PacMan on an iPhone. If they agree on what happens then, then iPhones probably exist. If they don't agree or refuse to tell me what happens, that means iPhones probably don't exist. Since people who claim to be iPhone users refuse to tell me, that means iPhones probably aren't real.

If I refuse to let someone borrow my car, does that mean cars don't exist? Moron.

Boru

[arewethereyet]

My car doesn't exist. I just teleport to where I need to go.

FlatAss has never seen my car so it can't exist.