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That Unofficial NFL Thread
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RE: That Unofficial NFL Thread
December 19, 2023 at 2:50 pm
Football is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.
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RE: That Unofficial NFL Thread
December 19, 2023 at 3:20 pm
(December 19, 2023 at 2:50 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Football is like a box of chocolates.  You never know what you're going to get.

It thought it had something to do with sucking the centre.

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RE: That Unofficial NFL Thread
December 24, 2023 at 5:39 pm
Dear Washington Commanders, STOP FUCKING SUCKING!

4 and 11, and we lost to the fucking Jets.
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RE: That Unofficial NFL Thread
December 25, 2023 at 1:30 pm
The Cowboys can't win on the road, which means they'll wash out of the playoffs.

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RE: That Unofficial NFL Thread
December 26, 2023 at 12:04 am
(December 25, 2023 at 1:30 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: The Cowboys can't win on the road, which means they'll wash out of the playoffs.

At least your playoff hopes aren't false hope bred of smoke, mirrors, and wishful thinking.
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RE: That Unofficial NFL Thread
December 26, 2023 at 7:18 am
(December 26, 2023 at 12:04 am)Ravenshire Wrote:
(December 25, 2023 at 1:30 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: The Cowboys can't win on the road, which means they'll wash out of the playoffs.

At least your playoff hopes aren't false hope bred of smoke, mirrors, and wishful thinking.

The last time the Commanders won a Superbowl was when humans just learned how to use fire.
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RE: That Unofficial NFL Thread
December 26, 2023 at 12:54 pm (This post was last modified: December 26, 2023 at 12:57 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(December 26, 2023 at 7:18 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 26, 2023 at 12:04 am)Ravenshire Wrote: At least your playoff hopes aren't false hope bred of smoke, mirrors, and wishful thinking.

The last time the Commanders won a Superbowl was when humans just learned how to use fire.

 Last time was 1992, which was their third win. Not stellar, maybe, but not bad, considering all the teams that have never won the Super Bowl.

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December 26, 2023 at 12:58 pm
(December 26, 2023 at 12:04 am)Ravenshire Wrote:
(December 25, 2023 at 1:30 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: The Cowboys can't win on the road, which means they'll wash out of the playoffs.

At least your playoff hopes aren't false hope bred of smoke, mirrors, and wishful thinking.

We've clinched the right to choke at another away game against a better opponent.

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RE: That Unofficial NFL Thread
December 26, 2023 at 3:55 pm
(December 26, 2023 at 12:58 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(December 26, 2023 at 12:04 am)Ravenshire Wrote: At least your playoff hopes aren't false hope bred of smoke, mirrors, and wishful thinking.

We've clinched the right to choke at another away game against a better opponent.

Having just pissed away any realistic chance at the playoffs while losing at home to one of the worst teams in football, and staring down the likelihood of a seventh consecutive losing season and extending the playoff drought to eight years, I'd trade places in a hot second. Big Grin
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RE: That Unofficial NFL Thread
December 30, 2023 at 10:41 pm
"How about them Cowgirls!?"
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