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Do octopi feel remorse for tentacle porn?
#11
RE: Do octopi feel remorse for tentacle porn?
Plural of "octopus" is not "octopi". Where do people get this nonsense from? "Octopus" is a Greek word (ὀκτώπους), not a Latin one (where plural of "-us" nouns is mostly formed with "-i"), and the Greek plural is "octopodes" (ὀκτώποδες). In English, the plural of "octopus" should probably be "octopuses", or maybe "octopodes", but certainly not "octopi".
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#12
RE: Do octopi feel remorse for tentacle porn?
(March 8, 2024 at 2:52 pm)FlatAssembler Wrote: Plural of "octopus" is not "octopi". Where do people get this nonsense from? "Octopus" is a Greek word (ὀκτώπους), not a Latin one (where plural of "-us" nouns is mostly formed with "-i"), and the Greek plural is "octopodes" (ὀκτώποδες). In English, the plural of "octopus" should probably be "octopuses", or maybe "octopodes", but certainly not "octopi".

Well, so long as my parody has been corrected, I guess that's all that matters.

But you didn't answer the question.

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#13
RE: Do octopi feel remorse for tentacle porn?
(March 8, 2024 at 2:52 pm)FlatAssembler Wrote: Plural of "octopus" is not "octopi". Where do people get this nonsense from? "Octopus" is a Greek word (ὀκτώπους), not a Latin one (where plural of "-us" nouns is mostly formed with "-i"), and the Greek plural is "octopodes" (ὀκτώποδες). In English, the plural of "octopus" should probably be "octopuses", or maybe "octopodes", but certainly not "octopi".

That post had all the energy and entertainment value of a Steely Dan concert.

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RE: Do octopi feel remorse for tentacle porn?
Do Robots dream of electric sheep?
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RE: Do octopi feel remorse for tentacle porn?
(March 8, 2024 at 9:33 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Do Robots dream of electric sheep?

Robot farmers in NZ do...

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RE: Do octopi feel remorse for tentacle porn?
(March 8, 2024 at 9:42 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 8, 2024 at 9:33 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Do Robots dream of electric sheep?

Robot farmers in NZ do...

That's pretty shocking.
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#17
RE: Do octopi feel remorse for tentacle porn?
(March 8, 2024 at 2:52 pm)FlatAssembler Wrote: Plural of "octopus" is not "octopi". Where do people get this nonsense from? "Octopus" is a Greek word (ὀκτώπους), not a Latin one (where plural of "-us" nouns is mostly formed with "-i"), and the Greek plural is "octopodes" (ὀκτώποδες). In English, the plural of "octopus" should probably be "octopuses", or maybe "octopodes", but certainly not "octopi".

You should open up an irony mine. The crazy shit you post...
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#18
RE: Do octopi feel remorse for tentacle porn?
(March 8, 2024 at 10:05 am)brewer Wrote: What about the James Bond one?

Didn't it have lasers and tentacles?

That would make it doubly dangerous in hentai

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#19
RE: Do octopi feel remorse for tentacle porn?
I'm just here because I misread the word, "tentacle" because it was in the context of porn.
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#20
RE: Do octopi feel remorse for tentacle porn?
(March 8, 2024 at 2:52 pm)FlatAssembler Wrote: Plural of "octopus" is not "octopi". Where do people get this nonsense from? "Octopus" is a Greek word (ὀκτώπους), not a Latin one (where plural of "-us" nouns is mostly formed with "-i"), and the Greek plural is "octopodes" (ὀκτώποδες). In English, the plural of "octopus" should probably be "octopuses", or maybe "octopodes", but certainly not "octopi".

"Octopus" isn't Greek, it's English bastardized from the Greek "oktopous". The worst that you can say about "octopi" is that it's misconceived, but then so is the whole English language.

So the correct plural of "octopus" is "octopi". Because it's the common usage and, more importantly, it pisses off the pedanticists.
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