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Happy Birthday Fake Messiah

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Happy Birthday Fake Messiah
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Happy Birthday Fake Messiah
December 25, 2024 at 12:41 pm
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RE: Happy Birthday Fake Messiah
December 25, 2024 at 12:55 pm
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RE: Happy Birthday Fake Messiah
December 25, 2024 at 1:08 pm
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RE: Happy Birthday Fake Messiah
December 25, 2024 at 1:40 pm
Ha, ha thanks a lot, guys.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Happy Birthday Fake Messiah
December 25, 2024 at 3:00 pm
Cheers
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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RE: Happy Birthday Fake Messiah
December 25, 2024 at 3:12 pm
Happy Birthday!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Happy Birthday Fake Messiah
December 25, 2024 at 8:08 pm
Happy B-day.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Happy Birthday Fake Messiah
December 26, 2024 at 1:13 am
"Fake"? You've got the right birthday at any event.

Seriously, many happy returns, brotha.

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RE: Happy Birthday Fake Messiah
December 26, 2024 at 12:48 pm
Happy Birthday Smile
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RE: Happy Birthday Fake Messiah
December 26, 2024 at 1:06 pm
Hope this is your best year yet.
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