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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 6, 2025 at 2:00 pm
Whenever possible, mix laxatives with sleeping pills.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 6, 2025 at 3:44 pm
Go ahead, suck that venom out.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 6, 2025 at 4:42 pm (This post was last modified: February 6, 2025 at 4:42 pm by Sheldon.)
"That which doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."

I broke my clavicle twice, it's not stronger, nor am I as a result. Hurts in the cold, and clicks audibly sometimes. Also a neighbour had a stroke, he was fit as hell, and walked everywhere, after that he had to have a mobility scooter, it had an oxygen cylinder on it, had to have it with him all the time, he didn't look stronger to me.

Then there's permanent encephalopathy from malaria...
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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 6, 2025 at 5:33 pm
"Choose the brunette, she looks harmless..."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 6, 2025 at 10:45 pm
Play Russian roulette. Recommended by 5 out of 6 participants!
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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 7, 2025 at 1:45 am
(February 6, 2025 at 5:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Choose the brunette, she looks harmless..."

The red-head in my case.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 7, 2025 at 7:29 am
You should pray more.
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February 7, 2025 at 9:31 am
You should reply all with your concerns.
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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 7, 2025 at 10:16 am
It looks safe enough to me, give it a try.


Whatever you do don't take your foot off the throttle, it'll straighten itself eventually.
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RE: The Really Bad Advice Thread
February 7, 2025 at 10:54 am
Don't go to the doctor when you have Covid, tonic water will clear it right up!
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