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I will prove to you that God exists

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I will prove to you that God exists
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RE: I will prove to you that God exists
September 6, 2026 at 7:47 pm
(September 6, 2026 at 3:44 pm)Paleophyte Wrote:
(September 6, 2026 at 2:31 pm)arundharma Wrote: Why would evil be a separate from pancake ?

Only the unenlightened who have not allowed the batter into their hearts could ask such. Open your heart to the pancake and you will understand.

There are people who put marmalade on pancakes (the earthly manifestations of the One True Pancake) instead of syrup. These people are heretics and will suffer eternally on The Griddle of Chastisement.

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RE: I will prove to you that God exists
September 6, 2026 at 9:17 pm
(September 6, 2026 at 2:29 pm)arundharma Wrote:
(September 5, 2026 at 10:12 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Yes. I spoke to God. FSM. FSM renounced your god.  I don't make the rules. Take it up with the one true creator of all things. FSM. Be Blessed. RAmen

Again how can your God renounce my God, when it is not different.  Therefore you have not spoken to God  Hilarious
They are very different. You'll have to take your grievances up with FSM
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

   
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