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Have cameras ready on the 22nd, please.
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Have cameras ready on the 22nd, please.
April 26, 2011 at 6:34 pm
If you have a "May 21st, Save the Date!" billboard near you, be ready on the 22nd for any graffiti that might appear. They'll probably be taken down pretty quick, so be alert. And post here, of course!
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April 26, 2011 at 7:02 pm
Just for the hell of it I ran search for May 21 Save the Date and ended up on a message board where I spotted this.




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I quickly decided that I don't give a rat's ass about jesus coming.....I'm more interested in me coming.
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RE: Have cameras ready on the 22nd, please.
April 26, 2011 at 7:05 pm
Actually, on the 22nd, I plan to smash all the surplus unused christian heads whose owners have told me that they would need their heads no longer after the 21st. I could make a case that their heads were always surplus and were never used even before the 21st, but I shall out of abundance of respect let them keep theirs until they say they need it no longer.
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RE: Have cameras ready on the 22nd, please.
April 26, 2011 at 7:05 pm
Mathew 36/7 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man."

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RE: Have cameras ready on the 22nd, please.
April 26, 2011 at 7:07 pm
(April 26, 2011 at 7:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: bouncing-boobs-animation_3.gif]

That's my new avatar over at Rationalia. Cool Shades
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April 26, 2011 at 7:16 pm (This post was last modified: April 26, 2011 at 7:17 pm by theVOID.)
(April 26, 2011 at 7:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Just for the hell of it I ran search for May 21 Save the Date and ended up on a message board where I spotted this.




[Image: bouncing-boobs-animation_3.gif]


I quickly decided that I don't give a rat's ass about jesus coming.....I'm more interested in me coming.

Thanks Min, you just took all the momentum out of my productive streak Big Grin
(April 26, 2011 at 7:05 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: Mathew 36/7 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man."

Crazy fundies

Jesus is just around the corner, 2000 years of wishful thinking can't be wrong!
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RE: Have cameras ready on the 22nd, please.
April 26, 2011 at 8:10 pm
Work is overrated anyway, Void.
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April 26, 2011 at 10:31 pm
(April 26, 2011 at 7:16 pm)theVOID Wrote: Thanks Min, you just took all the momentum out of my productive streak Big Grin

....but my reproductive streak thanks you.Cool Shades
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April 26, 2011 at 10:56 pm
(April 26, 2011 at 10:31 pm)Cinjin Cain Wrote:
(April 26, 2011 at 7:16 pm)theVOID Wrote: Thanks Min, you just took all the momentum out of my productive streak Big Grin

....but my reproductive streak thanks you.Cool Shades

I don't think the semen now residing in your underwear has a chance of reproducing Big Grin
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RE: Have cameras ready on the 22nd, please.
April 26, 2011 at 10:59 pm
(April 26, 2011 at 10:56 pm)theVOID Wrote:
(April 26, 2011 at 10:31 pm)Cinjin Cain Wrote:
(April 26, 2011 at 7:16 pm)theVOID Wrote: Thanks Min, you just took all the momentum out of my productive streak Big Grin

....but my reproductive streak thanks you.Cool Shades

I don't think the semen now residing in your underwear has a chance of reproducing Big Grin

just another immaculate conception ... hey it's been done before Big Grin
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