When the Lord committed infanticide

[Violet]

I love a joke as much as the next Satanic cretin, but I didn't come here for you to entertain your quirky being on the internet.

That's okay. My friend Larry didn't go to the bar to die... but he did so anyway. Events have a way of not occurring as planned

Tequila and eternal poon to you for enjoying yourself, but I have to say, I came here seeking something other than your self merriment. Thanks for replying to me, but my agenda on this side was never preempted upon the merriment and mirth of your cyber-silliness.

*Dumps the Tequila down the drain where it belongs*

*Sells the eternal poon for even more money*

I come here seeking my self-merriment, and my agenda is to have a good time with people I (in general) like.

Looking forward to your corny/off topic reply.

I am looked forward to! I knew this day would come soon™! Soon™, every knee will bow and every tongue shall wag in worship of Her Highness, Aerzia Saerules Arktuos!

Regards

Immensely disappointed in your ilk.

That's okay. I'm disappointed in my ilk too. Most of them are poor and have no class.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv_iLL4ap...re=related

You can find me here at: stopentertainingyourselfyounarcissisticfuckwit@whydidibother.co.org/jiz-you'remissingthepoint.bored

if you would like to partake in your meaningless poop any further.

I can also find you here, at this forum, for you have considerable body fat. And you are an orphan (which is terrible).

When I poop, tis not meaningless... tis the ejection of greatness from a great being. I actively sell my poop by the brick for hundreds of thousands of american dollars (not russian rubles).

[Rwandrall]

Joined a bit late, but

"Numbers 31:17-18 "Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves."

That REALLY gets my blood boiling...

Infanticide, rape, murder, pedophilia and imprisonment, all in one deeply dickish sentence...

[Minimalist]

Infanticide, rape, murder, pedophilia and imprisonment, all in one deeply dickish sentence...

But....he loves you!

[Rwandrall]

He loves you, and HE NEEDS MONEY !

[Aura]

The Chruch totally has an agenda. The violent parts of the Bible where God kills people or the retarded parts where the Earth was created in six days is stamped with the vague 'symbolism' title by religious followers. But if someone mentions God being a 'He' is just symbolism and that God could possibly be a 'She' too, that person is quickly 'corrected' with Bible verses ("It says in the Bible that God is a male!"). Yeah, well the Bible also said God killed people too. You can't pick and choose symbolism.