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Damn You Auto Correct!

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Damn You Auto Correct!
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Damn You Auto Correct!
June 6, 2011 at 3:49 pm
Seeing as I don't have a smart phone, I never knew auto correct could cause so many problems. This site had me laughing until I was crying this morning. I thought I'd share it and you can share some of your stories, if you have any. Big Grin

Damn You, Auto Correct!
Nothing is your own except the few cubic centimeters inside your skull. - George Orwell
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RE: Damn You Auto Correct!
June 6, 2011 at 5:10 pm
Oh autocorrect... you cause me more problems than you try to fix. If only I could turn you off or otherwise kill you.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Damn You Auto Correct!
June 6, 2011 at 7:02 pm
I loved that site for a night. It is very funny. I often find a site like that, spend a night laughing about it and then forget it. My favorite is peopleofwalmart.
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RE: Damn You Auto Correct!
June 6, 2011 at 10:49 pm
That's funny but you know you can turn that off, right?
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RE: Damn You Auto Correct!
June 7, 2011 at 5:48 am
I happen to text in three languages, so sometimes foreign words sneak in and makes the sentence hillarious or not quite understandable. Haven't turned auto-correct off yet, since it has been of some use to me, but my friends have more than once texted back an ammused/annoyed "WTF?!".
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Damn You Auto Correct!
June 7, 2011 at 9:22 am (This post was last modified: June 7, 2011 at 9:24 am by leo-rcc.)
This one is a classic:
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Cool Shades
My Blackberry keeps changing when I type "wel" which is a perfectly normal Dutch word, to "we'll". That is very annoying.
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Rhage Offline
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RE: Damn You Auto Correct!
June 7, 2011 at 3:29 pm
(June 6, 2011 at 10:49 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: That's funny but you know you can turn that off, right?

Doesn't matter for me, as I said in the OP I don't have a smart phone, but I do wonder why more people don't turn it off.

Still, I'm glad we get to reap the benefits.
Nothing is your own except the few cubic centimeters inside your skull. - George Orwell
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RE: Damn You Auto Correct!
June 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm
LOL JESUS CRUST
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RE: Damn You Auto Correct!
June 9, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Man! Some of these are just awkward!!!! ROFLOL
Don’t ask.

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RE: Damn You Auto Correct!
June 9, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Old news, saw this months ago but was funny.
Live every day as if already dead, that way you're not disappointed when you are. Big Grin
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