A plane with window the passengers can open.

[Rhizomorph13]

So a man and a woman are in the security line waiting to get on a plane; he has a smelly cigar while she has a yippy dog.

Both of them pay off security to let them take their annoying carrryons onto the plane.

While on the plane they are both getting annoyed looks from the passengers because many of them are coughing from the cigar smoke and the little dog won't shut up.

The man sees an opportunity to be a hero so he opens a window and throws the woman's dog out the window!

She quickily retaliates by grabbing his cigar and throwing it out the same window. There is a great cheer from all the passengers!

Then all goes silent because they all notice that the dog is sitting on the wing of the plane and he has something in his mouth.

Can you guess what it is?







That's right! He has a blue brick in his mouth!

[Violet]

You're on a roll, Rhizo If Dotard doesn't come back and get his game on, I'd say you've earned my funniest member vote this year

[Darwinian]

I don't get it

[Rhizomorph13]

I don't get it

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[Violet]

@Jack:

http://atheistforums.org/thread-7290.html

Read that first

[The Magic Pudding]

@Jack:

http://atheistforums.org/thread-7290.html

Read that first

I got it, but I don't want to overly encourage foolishness in others so I will award you

[Doubting Thomas]

Impossible.

Smoking is not allowed indoors at airports except perhaps in designated smoking areas.
TSA employees do not take bribes, and it's actually up to the air crew as to what's allowed onboard a commercial airliner.
Smoking is illegal onboard commercial passenger aircraft, and aircrews won't allow it.
Windows aren't designed to be opened on board commercial jet airliners.
If a window were to be opened at cruising altitude (say around 30,000 ft), rapid decompression would occur and people would be sucked out of the plane or die from asphyxiation unless they were wearing an oxygen mask.
A dog would not be able to sit on the wing of an airliner cruising at around 500 MPH.
The dog would die from asphyxia.
Bricks are rarely blue unless painted.
Bricks are incapable of self-movement, let alone jumping as high as a commercial airliner could fly.
It would be impossible for a small dog to grip a normal-sized brick in its mouth, let alone being able to lift the weight of it.

In spite of this, this story is still more believable than the bible.

[Darth]

In spite of this, this story is still more believable than the bible.

I predict a future with heated debates about:
the motivations of the brick
The shade of blue
Wether the brick is actually blue or not, or wether its a metaphore
The existence of the brick
The origins of the brick
...
and wherepeople eagerly await the return of the ascended brick, and condemn others to an eternity of getting their head bashed in by the red brick

WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE‽‽‽‽‽

[Violet]

I don't get it

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Ninja

That's what I get for adding a nice direction for Darwinian on top of it