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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 8:58 pm
Granted, but it is a nude beach filled with naked, old and really old, people.

I wish I could have a week off.

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#12
RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 9:00 pm
Granted, but it is in Iraq and Pippy has your back.

I wish for mind control powers.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 9:08 pm (This post was last modified: June 26, 2011 at 9:09 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Granted, but just as you figure it out, people try to kill you for your own good.

I wish I had four stomachs.

(June 26, 2011 at 8:52 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote:
Quote:I wish to, through the power of rabies and time travel, become my own entire line of male ancestors.

I don't even... what the....
Granted but all of your ancestors have no testicles.

Clearly, you're not too familiar with the non-Fight Club works of Chuck Palahniuk.
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#14
RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 9:09 pm
(June 26, 2011 at 9:00 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Granted, but it is in Iraq and Pippy has your back.

I wish for mind control powers.

Granted but you can only control the minds of frogs.

I wish my girlfriend had bigger breasts...
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#15
RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 9:12 pm
(June 26, 2011 at 9:09 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote:
(June 26, 2011 at 9:00 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Granted, but it is in Iraq and Pippy has your back.

I wish for mind control powers.

Granted but you can only control the minds of frogs.

I wish my girlfriend had bigger breasts...

Granted, but this Happens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr7ZWJJdPV8

Since this wasn't responded to:
I wish I had four stomachs.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 9:16 pm
Granted, but you could only eat grass because the rest of your digestive system isn't cut out for anything else.

I wish I could see Pantera with Dimebag again.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 9:17 pm
(June 26, 2011 at 9:16 pm)Shell B Wrote: Granted, but you could only eat grass because the rest of your digestive system isn't cut out for anything else.

I wish I could see Pantera with Dimebag again.

Granted but the music made you deaf half way into a song.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 9:30 pm
(June 26, 2011 at 9:17 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Granted, but it is because you are dead.

I wish I had super strength.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 9:39 pm
Granted, but your asshole blows out from lifting too much.

I wish I had a huge plot of land with awesome features like waterfalls and rivers.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 26, 2011 at 9:42 pm
(June 26, 2011 at 9:39 pm)Shell B Wrote: Granted, but your asshole blows out from lifting too much.

I wish I had a huge plot of land with awesome features like waterfalls and rivers.

Granted. You own a mini golf course.

I wish I had a tophat.
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