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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 8, 2011 at 6:06 pm (This post was last modified: July 8, 2011 at 6:06 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
(July 7, 2011 at 9:23 pm)Dotard Wrote: Granted. But it's write protected and filled with horribly bad porn.

just skip over this one for wishes.. I just felt the sudden urge, nay, my civic duty INSISTS to point out that horribly bad porn is better than no porn at all.

A glass half full of horribly bad porn is better than an empty glass.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 20, 2012 at 9:16 am (This post was last modified: July 20, 2012 at 9:17 am by Cinjin.)
I wish revjer hadn't ended this thread with that painfully unfunny post. ... Granted that one myself. You're welcome!

I wish Mit Romney would never again succeed at anything. (uh yeah, presidency too)
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 20, 2012 at 11:49 am (This post was last modified: July 20, 2012 at 11:53 am by Tempus.)
Granted, but Mitt Romney recognised the curse you place on him and evades it by trying to fail at things. He succeeds at failing. However, since he can never succeed he must fail at failing, but to fail is to succeed since he's trying to fail... The compulsion to do the impossible causes Mitt to explode (with nuclear force) and he wipes out an entire ice-cream factory. You asshole, Cinjin!

I wish that the next poster grants this wish without anything horrible happening to me Big Grin
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm (This post was last modified: July 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm by Cinjin.)
(July 20, 2012 at 11:49 am)Tempus Wrote: I wish that the next poster grants this wish without anything horrible happening to me Big Grin

Granted, but granting an unspecified wish causes a tear in the space time continuum and kills everyone in the universe except you.


I wish I had club sandwich.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 20, 2012 at 1:02 pm
(July 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm)Cinjin Wrote: I wish I had club sandwich.

Granted
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I wish my penis wasn't of such massive proportions
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 20, 2012 at 1:11 pm (This post was last modified: July 20, 2012 at 1:12 pm by Darth.)
Quote:Granted, but granting an unspecified wish causes a tear in the space time continuum and kills everyone in the universe except you.


I wish I had club sandwich.

granted, but it's to be made by a neanderthal sandwich artist, resulting in a hilarious misunderstanding when he tries to make you a club sandwich.

I wish for the power to see into the future
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 20, 2012 at 2:12 pm (This post was last modified: July 20, 2012 at 2:12 pm by Autumnlicious.)
Granted. All you can see however is next week and it only is about the Palin family.

I wish Blizzard would stop making sucky games and ruining my childhood.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 20, 2012 at 2:51 pm
Granted. But EA pick up from where they left off.

I wish I knew everything about stocks and shares so I could become absolutely minted.
(Yeah, try and screw that one up. :-P)
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 20, 2012 at 3:29 pm
(July 20, 2012 at 2:51 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Granted. But EA pick up from where they left off.

I wish I knew everything about stocks and shares so I could become absolutely minted.
(Yeah, try and screw that one up. :-P)

Granted, but the mint dbl-struck you and you died...

I want to live in a world where everyone thinks they're right.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 20, 2012 at 3:43 pm (This post was last modified: July 20, 2012 at 3:43 pm by Cinjin.)
(July 20, 2012 at 3:29 pm)catfish Wrote: I want to live in a world where everyone thinks they're right.

Granted, you live in a world where everyone is a Mormon.

I wish I wasn't a god damn Mormon.
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