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What the Lord Jesus REALLY said

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What the Lord Jesus REALLY said
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What the Lord Jesus REALLY said
July 4, 2011 at 1:46 am
The future is clear:



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RE: What the Lord Jesus REALLY said
July 4, 2011 at 2:29 am
Is that Maurice Gibb?
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RE: What the Lord Jesus REALLY said
July 4, 2011 at 2:41 am (This post was last modified: July 4, 2011 at 2:41 am by The Grand Nudger.)
I couldnt get any farther in than the first few seconds....the voice..it's painful. I cant help but imagine a kid with some serious dental gear and a bag of skittles.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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