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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 1:33 am
(July 22, 2011 at 1:30 am)C Rod Wrote: Yep Rasputin
He was a Christian by the by. Awesome guy. Love him. Totally sexed up all the Russian ladies. And plenty of foreigners.
I think he was in it just to get laid, but damn is he interesting historically. I say he's largely responsible for the revolution. People more historically inclined might say otherthings, but since when did we listen to them? 
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 2:16 am
(July 22, 2011 at 1:30 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: @Chuck: only if you are Russian and perverted like Rasputin
I am not Russian, but I can amply make up for that shortcoming by surpassing any Russian in perversion.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 2:20 am
I see Spartaaaaa! 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 3:38 am
O that's just Jim Caviezel's head-shot. He ran out of money and had to use roles of receipt paper rather than photos.
...an honest mistake. After all he was in the Passion of the Christ.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 11:01 pm
(July 22, 2011 at 1:33 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: (July 22, 2011 at 1:30 am)C Rod Wrote: Yep Rasputin
He was a Christian by the by. Awesome guy. Love him. Totally sexed up all the Russian ladies. And plenty of foreigners.
I think he was in it just to get laid, but damn is he interesting historically. I say he's largely responsible for the revolution. People more historically inclined might say otherthings, but since when did we listen to them?
Believed that if he sinned more that he would be given more forgiveness in which that would be good,more forgiveness, do you think that is good, that rational?
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 11:11 pm
(July 22, 2011 at 11:01 pm)C Rod Wrote: that if he sinned more that he would be given more forgiveness in which that would be good,more forgiveness, do you think that is good, that rational?
^nonsense.
Grigory Efimovich was Khlysty regardless what his sapling daughter thought. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khlysts
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 22, 2011 at 11:16 pm
(This post was last modified: July 22, 2011 at 11:17 pm by Judas BentHer.)
(July 22, 2011 at 12:19 am)FaithNoMore Wrote: That silly Jesus appears the strangest places. Now's he shown up on a couple's Walmart receipt. When JC talked about a second coming, I don't think this was what he had in mind.
Not surprising really. Sam Walton was a Christian. Maybe JC has stock in the company.
I'd like to see someone come up with a vision of the Virgin Mary on a Victoria's Secret receipt. Now that she's hailed as the perpetual virgin, she's living vicariously behind printouts of garters, bustier's and thongs.  Virgin! Yeahhhh I got your virgin... in black lace and fine silk hoisting tata's in a push-up.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 2:27 am
If that's not a monocle, he's got the DERP eyes going there.
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 2:47 am
(July 22, 2011 at 11:16 pm)Judas BentHer Wrote: (July 22, 2011 at 12:19 am)FaithNoMore Wrote: That silly Jesus appears the strangest places. Now's he shown up on a couple's Walmart receipt. When JC talked about a second coming, I don't think this was what he had in mind.
Not surprising really. Sam Walton was a Christian. Maybe JC has stock in the company.
I'd like to see someone come up with a vision of the Virgin Mary on a Victoria's Secret receipt. Now that she's hailed as the perpetual virgin, she's living vicariously behind printouts of garters, bustier's and thongs. Virgin! Yeahhhh I got your virgin... in black lace and fine silk hoisting tata's in a push-up.
It's been done.
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Heavenly, eh?
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 3:17 am
(July 22, 2011 at 12:19 am)FaithNoMore Wrote: That silly Jesus appears the strangest places. Now's he shown up on a couple's Walmart receipt.
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And guess what? The couple had the receipt for three days before noticing it, right after they came home from church!
Here's a short write up if you please.
Funny how they see Jesus, I see Charles Manson.
Charles manson is a jesus. He committed all the crimes jesus did, but he is still alive.
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