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Oh god there are spiders everywhere!

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Oh god there are spiders everywhere!
Rayaan Offline
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RE: Oh god there are spiders everywhere!
August 8, 2011 at 10:57 pm (This post was last modified: August 8, 2011 at 10:58 pm by Rayaan.)
Welcome to the forum.

I know just what you need to get rid of all the little spiders around you. You only need THIS spider:


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RE: Oh god there are spiders everywhere!
August 9, 2011 at 12:36 am
(August 8, 2011 at 10:57 pm)Rayaan Wrote: Welcome to the forum.

I know just what you need to get rid of all the little spiders around you. You only need THIS spider:


Awww, it had babies. So cute.

"In life you can never be too kind or too fair; everyone you meet is carrying a heavy load. When you go through your day expressing kindness and courtesy to all you meet, you leave behind a feeling of warmth and good cheer, and you help alleviate the burdens everyone is struggling with."
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RE: Oh god there are spiders everywhere!
September 9, 2011 at 12:07 am
Thanks everyone for the extremely warm welcome! And apologies for the absurdly ironically clichéd username, it was a spur-of-the-moment thing! Also, apologies for not having responded earlier; it wasn't until I had a "hi-larious" incident with a spider that I remembered that I'd signed up here, sorry...

I hope Kayenneh doesn't eat me for that...
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RE: Oh god there are spiders everywhere!
September 9, 2011 at 12:32 am (This post was last modified: September 9, 2011 at 12:32 am by KichigaiNeko.)
Hi Salem and Welcome to the forums...

Quote:I hope Kayenneh doesn't eat me for that...

She just might??
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RE: Oh god there are spiders everywhere!
September 9, 2011 at 12:58 am
Yup, I just might! Big Grin



Spur of the moment, eh? Is that what they call it when you have "great" ideas when you're drunk..? :p
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Oh god there are spiders everywhere!
September 9, 2011 at 2:25 am
Yes. That is exactly what they call it.
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RE: Oh god there are spiders everywhere!
September 9, 2011 at 2:32 am
Ello. I like you already. That's way special! Welcome!
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Salem Raven Offline
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RE: Oh god there are spiders everywhere!
September 9, 2011 at 3:30 am
alei, I like you too! Though I'd like to get to know you in the biblical sense as well. (Yes, Kayenneh pretty much has to act as my chaperone.)
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RE: Oh god there are spiders everywhere!
September 9, 2011 at 3:39 am
(September 9, 2011 at 3:30 am)Salem Raven Wrote: alei, I like you too! Though I'd like to get to know you in the biblical sense as well. (Yes, Kayenneh pretty much has to act as my chaperone.)

LMAO, Dude! I am not even gonna lie!

I had to google "what getting to know someone in a biblical sense means".

Then I laughed so hard that I got a cramp in my privy parts.

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RE: Oh god there are spiders everywhere!
September 9, 2011 at 4:11 am
(September 9, 2011 at 3:30 am)Salem Raven Wrote: alei, I like you too! Though I'd like to get to know you in the biblical sense as well. (Yes, Kayenneh pretty much has to act as my chaperone.)

*rummages through her stuff in order to find a muzzle and leash for Salem*

You dirty, dirty man! Big Grin

When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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