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Ways to Get Out of Going to Church

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Ways to Get Out of Going to Church
8BitAtheist Offline
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RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church
August 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Also. Dying is a swell way to get out of church, unless you're funeral is at a church. But it won't matter then.
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RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church
August 21, 2011 at 6:10 pm
(August 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm)8BitAtheist Wrote: Also. Dying is a swell way to get out of church, unless you're funeral is at a church. But it won't matter then.

Oh yes it would. I seriously don't want my legacy to be that people have to go to a church for my funeral.
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RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church
August 21, 2011 at 6:18 pm
(August 21, 2011 at 6:10 pm)Skeptic Wrote:
(August 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm)8BitAtheist Wrote: Also. Dying is a swell way to get out of church, unless you're funeral is at a church. But it won't matter then.

Oh yes it would. I seriously don't want my legacy to be that people have to go to a church for my funeral.

Maybe. But I see it as, if you're dead, you can't care either way. The ones left living may care though.
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RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church
August 21, 2011 at 6:22 pm
(August 21, 2011 at 6:18 pm)8BitAtheist Wrote:
(August 21, 2011 at 6:10 pm)Skeptic Wrote:
(August 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm)8BitAtheist Wrote: Also. Dying is a swell way to get out of church, unless you're funeral is at a church. But it won't matter then.

Oh yes it would. I seriously don't want my legacy to be that people have to go to a church for my funeral.

Maybe. But I see it as, if you're dead, you can't care either way. The ones left living may care though.

That's true but while you're alive you can make your wishes known.
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RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church
August 22, 2011 at 12:32 am
Drink a few litres of bourbon and coke the night before, then at church the next day unleash the 'booze poos' all over the pew and they'll never let you back.
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RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church
August 22, 2011 at 1:55 am
I'm with Void. Bonus if you can garble out a "Fuck Jesus" as you bring it up.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church
August 22, 2011 at 3:12 am
Dress up as a goth and every time sin or Satan is mentioned, yell "Fuck yeah" and growl Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church
August 22, 2011 at 8:31 am
Kayenneh, I have seen these people at church..lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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