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Custom weapons for cutting down Zombies.

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Custom weapons for cutting down Zombies.
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Custom weapons for cutting down Zombies.
September 12, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Pretty much a thread for hilarious ideas for custom weaponry, specifically designed to kill zombies... I shall give an example.

Remove the guard on a grass strimmer (weed wacker) and then replace the wee wire bit with 2 machetes... Guaranteed to split heads... A nice, reasonably ranged, death cutter...

I call it the Brain Wacker...

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RE: Custom weapons for cutting down Zombies.
September 12, 2011 at 3:41 pm
I call this beating a dead horse.

But carrion. (see what I did there? Wink )
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RE: Custom weapons for cutting down Zombies.
September 13, 2011 at 10:35 am
I'll beat your dead horse...


But, it'll cost you.
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RE: Custom weapons for cutting down Zombies.
September 13, 2011 at 11:39 am
(September 12, 2011 at 2:54 pm)frankiej Wrote: Pretty much a thread for hilarious ideas for custom weaponry, specifically designed to kill zombies... I shall give an example.

Remove the guard on a grass strimmer (weed wacker) and then replace the wee wire bit with 2 machetes... Guaranteed to split heads... A nice, reasonably ranged, death cutter...

I call it the Brain Wacker...

I laughed my head off here at work and now everyone's staring at me.

(September 12, 2011 at 3:41 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I call this beating a dead horse.

But carrion. (see what I did there? Wink )

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RE: Custom weapons for cutting down Zombies.
September 13, 2011 at 11:44 am
So what you do is take some large knives and put them inside boxing gloves to make bladed gloves. Or you could take a kayak paddle and attack a chainsaw on each end. I guess you could just hammer a bunch of nails into a baseball bat if you are short on time. If you have nails and a large propane tank you could attach the nails to the outside and use it as a melee weapon until you are ready to blow it up; then you just attach it to a zombie and get back and shoot at it... instant explosion sending nails everywhere. I did all my research in Dead Rising 2.
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RE: Custom weapons for cutting down Zombies.
September 13, 2011 at 11:48 am (This post was last modified: September 13, 2011 at 11:50 am by frankiej.)
(September 13, 2011 at 11:39 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: I laughed my head off here at work and now everyone's staring at me.

I do always aim to cause amusement.
(September 13, 2011 at 11:44 am)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: So what you do is take some large knives and put them inside boxing gloves to make bladed gloves. Or you could take a kayak paddle and attack a chainsaw on each end. I guess you could just hammer a bunch of nails into a baseball bat if you are short on time. If you have nails and a large propane tank you could attach the nails to the outside and use it as a melee weapon until you are ready to blow it up; then you just attach it to a zombie and get back and shoot at it... instant explosion sending nails everywhere. I did all my research in Dead Rising 2.

yup... Right from the first one, I thought you had just taken them from DR2... But, there ain't no shame in that... There are some awesome weapons on it.
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September 13, 2011 at 3:20 pm
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RE: Custom weapons for cutting down Zombies.
September 13, 2011 at 3:23 pm
Hah, wow... That is awesome.
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RE: Custom weapons for cutting down Zombies.
September 13, 2011 at 3:26 pm
(September 13, 2011 at 3:20 pm)popeyespappy Wrote: [Image: topsecretax1.jpg]

If only.
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RE: Custom weapons for cutting down Zombies.
September 14, 2011 at 8:00 am
(September 13, 2011 at 3:20 pm)popeyespappy Wrote:


I wants me one of those!!!!

P.s what does it use for a guidance system?
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