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Yo Mamma's So Fine
September 26, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Shell B inadvertently gave me this idea by making reference to my mamma in another thread. 
So this is the game: Everybody here has heard a good Yo Momma joke, post your favorites.
Only one rule:
1. YOU CAN ONLY POST ONE(1) YO MOMMA JOKE AT A TIME.
(Don't wreck it for everybody by being a dick and posting a giant list of yo momma jokes. I could've done that myself.)
I'll start with the "burn" I used on Shell B to get this thing going...
Yo mama's so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her.
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RE: Yo Mamma's So Fine
September 26, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Yo mama's so big that Greenpeace came and dragged her into the water when she was tanning on the beach.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Yo Mamma's So Fine
September 26, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Yo mamma's so ugly you take her to work with you rather than kiss her goodbye in the morning.
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RE: Yo Mamma's So Fine
September 26, 2011 at 5:34 pm
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Yo Mamma's So Fine
September 26, 2011 at 5:35 pm
Yo momma's so greasy she has a job working in the cinema buttering popcorn with her leg.
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RE: Yo Mamma's So Fine
September 26, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Yo mammas so fat, after sex, I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch.
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RE: Yo Mamma's So Fine
September 26, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Yo momma's just like a TV, she gets turned on by black knobs.
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RE: Yo Mamma's So Fine
September 26, 2011 at 5:41 pm
(This post was last modified: September 26, 2011 at 5:41 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Yo Mamma's So Fine
September 26, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Yo mamma's so fat when she sits around the house ... she sits AROUND the house.
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RE: Yo Mamma's So Fine
September 26, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Yo mamma's so fat that NASA had to orbit a satellite around her!
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