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Book of Unicorn
#11
RE: Book of Unicorn
(September 28, 2011 at 8:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Let's worship naked girls.

Good call. Why change the habit of a lifetime?
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#12
RE: Book of Unicorn
(September 28, 2011 at 4:55 pm)paintpooper Wrote: They got too powerful so they grew wings and flew into space to rule us from afar.
The Unicorns say they will return if we don't follow their rules. They have a few commandments.
They can't return. If they grew wings they've long since evolved into Alicorns.

Shouldn't the holy scriptures be called 'Book of Alicorn' instead then? Does this make me a blasphemer?


Quote:That the "Holy Bible" was created by Dualcorns to deceive the humans. So you cannot believe in it.
What about that "Holy Qur'an" that was written by the Tricorns? It claims the "Book of Unicorn" is nothing but a false religion to deceive humans. Big Grin
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#13
RE: Book of Unicorn
Welsh obviously didn't realize the new rules involved naked girls.
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#14
RE: Book of Unicorn
(September 29, 2011 at 7:23 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Welsh obviously didn't realize the new rules involved naked girls.
I'm asexual, so regardless of what we decide to worship I still manage to remain an "atheist" in every context. <D
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#15
RE: Book of Unicorn
For naked women and great justice!


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#16
RE: Book of Unicorn
The prophet Kelly Brook:

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#17
RE: Book of Unicorn
Pastafarian spagetti meatball god says; your all wrong muhfuckers.
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#18
RE: Book of Unicorn
As already stated, the Yoga Lord will not tolerate blasphemy.

Give in and join the Church of the Yogage, or suffer an eternity of soiled yoga mats.
Cunt
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#19
RE: Book of Unicorn
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(I'd "pray" to that 5 times a day)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#20
RE: Book of Unicorn
I worship nothing but Cinjin's graphic design awesomeness. And coffee.
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