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Loved ones in heaven?
#51
RE: Loved ones in heaven?
(October 11, 2011 at 2:21 am)salty Wrote:
(October 6, 2011 at 6:24 pm)GLORYTOGOD!!! Wrote: Some people claim to be christians that are not. A christian by defination is someone that believes in christ and the sacrifice that he made, as well as aksing forgiveness for our sins in prayer. A false christian, that is someone who does not fit that definition, like the people in your picture, do not have the love of christ in them. As it says in the scripture i quoted for you. Those people are simply not christians by defination.

Very clear representation. Very clear response. Excellent work.

both of you have made yourselves open to not being a "true" scotsman.

you are nothing more than another christians example of a "false" christian.
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#52
RE: Loved ones in heaven?
Quote:This is one of the questions the pharisees had for Jesus and he said in Matthew that we would be like the angels,

And, if I consult other fairy tales, I can learn that trading my cow for a handful of magic beans will result in a beanstalk that reaches the sky.

Your fairy tales are merely less interesting, Salty. They are not any more informative.
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#53
RE: Loved ones in heaven?
(October 11, 2011 at 2:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:This is one of the questions the pharisees had for Jesus and he said in Matthew that we would be like the angels,

And, if I consult other fairy tales, I can learn that trading my cow for a handful of magic beans will result in a beanstalk that reaches the sky.

Your fairy tales are merely less interesting, Salty. They are not any more informative.

True, and the Poetic eddas suggest that if I am a good talker, then I can convince the dwarves to craft me a boat that I can fold up and place in my pocket when not being used.

Also, it should be pre-supposed that the Eddas are correct because if you do not then you have no argument to base your ability to reason upon.

The ability to reason was a gift from Woden to mankind to use it to worship woden with.
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#54
RE: Loved ones in heaven?
I have a 10" penis.

That statemtent is as true as any fairytale.

Sadly.
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#55
RE: Loved ones in heaven?
(October 11, 2011 at 3:10 pm)5thHorseman Wrote: I have a 10" penis.

That statemtent is as true as any fairytale.

Sadly.

Speak for yourself. there are some of us who dont have that problem.
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#56
RE: Loved ones in heaven?
Judging by your apology posts, you have a vagina. :p
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#57
RE: Loved ones in heaven?
(October 11, 2011 at 3:26 pm)5thHorseman Wrote: Judging by your apology posts, you have a vagina. :p

I deffinitely have one available to me. Wether she gets any or not is completely dependent on wether she gets my damned pot pie on the table or not.
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#58
RE: Loved ones in heaven?
Having been briefly privy to said household ^ ....

[rofl]
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