Oh what fresh hell is this..?

[Cyberman]

I have a sneaking suspicion you either skimmed through the thread or you didn't read it at all, because everything you said has already been covered. "Jesusween" is nothing more than a silly PR stunt which everyone will hopefully have forgotten about before too long. There's nothing "God-given" about it - it's just a bunch of self-righteous holier-than-thou idiots with nothing better to do. Besides which, Hallowe'en is a xtian feast day anyway.

I forget where I first saw this but I think it fits rather well here: Religion is like a penis; you have every right to have it and you're perfectly entitled to play with it as much as you want. Just don't wave it around in public... and never, ever, try to shove it down a child's throat.

[Mister Agenda]

"When you go to school and church, they tell you 'hell' is negative and 'heaven' is positive,'" said the 56-year-old Canales, who owns the Kingsville Flea Market. "I think it's time that we set a new precedent, to tell our kids that we are positive adults."

Sadly, it won't be much of a precedent to do something that tells your kids that adults are profoundly stupid.

[KichigaiNeko]

The dictionary meaning of Ween is to expect, believe or think. Jesus ween is highly focused on helping people live better lives through the knowledge of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. JesusWeen is a God-given vision which was born as an answer to the cry of many every October 31st.

Ween
verb (used with object), verb (used without object) Archaic.
1.
to think; suppose.
2.
to expect, hope, or intend.

Origin: before 900; Middle English wenen, Old English wēnan to expect; cognate with German wähnen to imagine, Old Norse væna, Gothic wēnjan to hope, expect
Related forms
un·weened, adjective
Can be confused: wean, ween.

ween (wiːn)
—vb
archaic to think or imagine (something)
[Old English wēnan; related to Old Saxon wānian, Gothic wēnjan, German wähnen to assume wrongly]

Word Origin & History
ween
O.E. wenan "to think," from P.Gmc. *woenijanan (cf. O.S. wanian, O.N. væna, O.Fris. wena, O.H.G. wanen, Ger. wähnen, Goth. wenjan "to expect, suppose, think"), from *woeniz "expectation," from PIE base *wen- "to wish, desire, strive for" (see Venus). Archaic since 17c.

World English Dictionary
Halloween or Hallowe'en (ˌhæləʊˈiːn)
—n
the eve of All Saints' Day celebrated on Oct 31 by masquerading; Allhallows Eve
[C18: see Allhallows, even²]
Hallowe'en or Hallowe'en
—n
[C18: see Allhallows, even²]
Halloween or Hallowe'en (ˌhæləʊˈiːn)
—n
the eve of All Saints' Day celebrated on Oct 31 by masquerading; Allhallows Eve
[C18: see Allhallows, even²]
Hallowe'en or Hallowe'en
—n
[C18: see Allhallows, even²]

Word Origin & History
Halloween
c.1745, Scottish shortening of Allhallow-even "Eve of All Saints, last night of October" (1556), the last night of the year in the old Celtic calendar, where it was Old Year's Night, a night for witches. Another pagan holiday given a cursory baptism and sent on its way. Hallowmas "All-saints" is first
attested 1389.

Your god-boy is a fake. Your holidays are unoriginal.... Ya ken?