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Famous last words.

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Famous last words.
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Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 3:32 pm
If you were just about to die and you only had time to say one last sentence that would be recorded for posterity, what would it be?

I'll start it off with..

"I've waited my whole life for this!"
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RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 3:35 pm
"I should have taken the blue pill"
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RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 3:36 pm
"Tell everyone I said something witty"
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RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 3:37 pm
"Hark, hööörk, cough, cough, splurt, gaaaah..!"






(I always imagined that I'd die a silly death, like getting a meatball stuck in my windpipe Big Grin)
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Hey, watch this you guys!
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 4:34 pm (This post was last modified: October 20, 2011 at 4:35 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
"Hold my beer and watch this!"
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RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 4:36 pm
You probably should get a s.t.i check.
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RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 4:44 pm
I renounce my heathen ways and pledge my life to God.
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RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 5:01 pm
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 6:59 pm
"Took long enough!"
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