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Famous last words.

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Famous last words.
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RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 7:00 pm
(October 20, 2011 at 5:01 pm)Shell B Wrote: "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

Nice one, Bilbo Baggins.
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#12
RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 7:38 pm
No one can beat the last words of Union General, John Sedgwick at the Battle of Spotsylvania Courthouse.

"Don't worry boys, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist........."
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RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 8:19 pm (This post was last modified: October 20, 2011 at 8:20 pm by Cyberman.)
Aw, beaten to the punch by Min again!

I'd like to think I'd be inspired by such luminaries as Stan Laurel (né Arthur Stanley Jefferson): as he lay dying, he said to his nurse "I wish I was out skiing." She asked, "Do you ski, Mr Laurel?" and he replied "No, but I'd rather be doing that than this."

I've also always loved this little speech from the first Doctor, William Hartnell, though it was neither his nor his character's last words: "One day, I shall come back; yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." But I might not have the time to get all of that in.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#14
RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 8:42 pm
I can be across that intersection before that train even gets near it.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 8:44 pm (This post was last modified: October 20, 2011 at 8:45 pm by Napoléon.)
ARGHHRGHHRHGHGHRAARHGRHRHGHAHHRHRGH.

That's what she said when I gagged her and slit her throat. It was certainly memorable.
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#16
RE: Famous last words.
October 20, 2011 at 8:55 pm
(October 20, 2011 at 8:44 pm)Napoleon Wrote: ARGHHRGHHRHGHGHRAARHGRHRHGHAHHRHRGH.

That's what she said when I gagged her and slit her throat. It was certainly memorable.

Goodness.....
That made even me twinge.
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RE: Famous last words.
October 22, 2011 at 8:58 am
(October 20, 2011 at 8:55 pm)Dotard Wrote: Goodness.....
That made even me twinge.

Mission Accomplished.
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#18
RE: Famous last words.
October 22, 2011 at 9:06 am
"I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"
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#19
RE: Famous last words.
October 22, 2011 at 9:35 am
Rosebud...gasp.
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#20
RE: Famous last words.
October 22, 2011 at 11:20 am
Is this thing loaded?
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