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Famous last words.
#21
RE: Famous last words.
"I think I can make that jump"
There are somethings I regret doing, but its the things I didnt do I regret more.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#22
RE: Famous last words.
What could possibly go wrong?
Religion is not the answer-it is the problem. Everything considered, we would be better off without it.~Baubles of Blasphemy~Edwin F. Kagin

"Much better to have the ability to think critically, than the ability to quote scripture. One says you have a functioning mind. The other says you're a parrot." -- The Secular Buddhist
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#23
RE: Famous last words.
I told you I was ill.
HuhA man is born to a virgin mother, lives, dies, comes alive again and then disappears into the clouds to become his Dad. How likely is that?
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#24
RE: Famous last words.
(October 22, 2011 at 1:46 pm)bozo Wrote: I told you I was ill.

Thats on spike milligans tombstone.

Heres oscar wildes final words.

Die, thats the last thing I'd do.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#25
RE: Famous last words.
Honesly, I didn't know Spike got there first!
HuhA man is born to a virgin mother, lives, dies, comes alive again and then disappears into the clouds to become his Dad. How likely is that?
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#26
RE: Famous last words.
(October 22, 2011 at 2:02 pm)bozo Wrote: Honesly, I didn't know Spike got there first!

It wasnt an accusationWink Shades



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#27
RE: Famous last words.
"I can put the pin back in the grenade"
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#28
RE: Famous last words.
"No problem, General Custer. Those are friendly Indians."
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#29
RE: Famous last words.
(October 22, 2011 at 4:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote: "No problem, General Custer. Those are friendly Indians."

"They're happy enough, look - they're all singing and dancing!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#30
RE: Famous last words.
"I see the light! Wait, why do I hear a train? AGCK-Blg"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piPyfqAKf6o

Video unrelated.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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