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Shakespeare Insults
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RE: Shakespeare Insults
October 27, 2011 at 12:49 pm
thou unmuzzled sheep-biting maggot-pie



lol - that is kinda fun.

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RE: Shakespeare Insults
October 27, 2011 at 3:25 pm
Rank hell-hated malt-worm.

Stinky not good enough for hell beer parasite?
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#23
RE: Shakespeare Insults
October 27, 2011 at 4:06 pm
Thou yeasty, gorbellied, beef-witted, plume-plucked, boil-brained, clapper-clawed, hugger-mugger!



...o no you you di'nt!

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RE: Shakespeare Insults
October 27, 2011 at 4:14 pm
oh no thou didst not.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Shakespeare Insults
October 30, 2011 at 9:15 pm
Very old joke:


Fredt the Quaker is in a bar,chatting with this guy. It comes out that Fred is a Quaker.

Seems the guy doesn't like Quakers, so says sneeringly "So you're a Quaker are you? Say something in Quake"

Without mising a beat, Fred looks the guy in the eye and says "Fuck Thee!"Angel
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