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De-Motivational
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 RE: De-Motivational
September 19, 2012 at 6:23 am
(This post was last modified: September 19, 2012 at 6:24 am by KichigaiNeko.)
Actually 2,870 (but don't quote me on that number) actual deities I do NOT "believe" in.
'bout the only difference between me and theists. 
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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 (September 19, 2012 at 5:56 am)pocaracas Wrote: I think you mean this: I don't know why mine didn't show up. Maybe I inserted them wrong. I'll see if this one works. The middle one was actually supposed to be this: ![[Image: 3pfrt0.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.qkme.me%2F3pfrt0.jpg) Strangely, the one I originally posted led to the picture you posted when I clicked to see the original source of the image...so I think that's why that one showed up And for good measure: ![[Image: religion-demotivational-poster-1216727967.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn.motinetwork.net%2Fmotifake.com%2Fimage%2Fdemotivational-poster%2F0807%2Freligion-demotivational-poster-1216727967.jpg)
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion. ![[Image: 1238544137729.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img.chan4chan.com%2Fimg%2F2009-04-01%2F1238544137729.jpg) ![[Image: bizarro-dinosaur-mystery-new-theory.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=paulwilkinson.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F07%2Fbizarro-dinosaur-mystery-new-theory.jpg) ![[Image: tumblr_lduff3jQIy1qe58uio1_500.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lduff3jQIy1qe58uio1_500.png) ![[Image: mind-blowing-discovery-religion-deep-tho...849250.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn.motinetwork.net%2Fmotifake.com%2Fimage%2Fdemotivational-poster%2F1102%2Fmind-blowing-discovery-religion-deep-thought-demotivational-posters-1296849250.jpg)
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion. 
This made me laugh so hard... I have a filthy fucking mind! A friend posted it on FB, and I rolled my eyes until I got to the end, then they just filled up with tears from LMAO!
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  RE: De-Motivational
September 20, 2012 at 8:32 pm
(This post was last modified: September 20, 2012 at 8:33 pm by Cyberman.)
(September 20, 2012 at 8:07 pm)aleialoura Wrote: This made me laugh so hard... I have a filthy fucking mind! A friend posted it on FB, and I rolled my eyes until I got to the end, then they just filled up with tears from LMAO! Freud would have flipped over that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: De-Motivational
September 20, 2012 at 8:48 pm
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(September 20, 2012 at 8:32 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Freud would have flipped over that. ftfy: Yes, I'm a Christian. Yes I can be the biggest hypocrite ever. I backslide. I judge everyone. I enjoy all the fun things that all the unsaved do, but god is working in me. I may be a total asshole, but worshiping god makes me that way, and he is slowly turning me into a condescending, self-absorbed prick just like him. One day I'll be by his side, but unfortunately I have to wait till I'm dead. Until that day, I will take his invisible hand and get ready for the bizarre twisted plan he has for my guilt-ridden life of emptiness. When he is finished ruining my life and lobotomizes me upon entry to heaven ... it will all be worth it. ![[Image: Evolution.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FEvolution.png) |
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