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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 15, 2011 at 11:35 am
"just let go and let God."
-Take a drink.
"Just shut off your intellectual mind and have faith."
-Take a drink but if you take too many you might be in the state of mind to start believing that Christianity is not all that bad. Choose instead to take home the formerly horse faced girl next to you.
"But they still haven't found the missing link."
-take a drink. There's no point in trying to explain it to them. Numb the mind but don't choose to take home the formerly horse faced girl next to you.
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 15, 2011 at 11:47 am
" but they haven't found any transitional fossils..."
Take a drink.
(if doing this with Stat) "A bunch of rocks that happen to look like bones doesn't mean that dragon-like creatures existed millions of years ago"
Take a drink and smash the bottle over his stupid face.
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 15, 2011 at 12:00 pm
(November 15, 2011 at 11:47 am)frankiej Wrote: " but they haven't found any transitional fossils..."
Take a drink.
...and do as Lewis Black suggested, throw a fossil just over their head (it's always nice to give a warning shot).
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 15, 2011 at 12:01 pm
"Give your money to God and he (god) will give it back to you tenfold, yea even 100 fold."
-Spend your money on beer instead. Drink it.
"Women must be submissive to their husbands"
- Take a drink and, in sympathy, offer the man's wife a drink.
"I have a word from God. He wants you to _____."
-Take a drink.
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 15, 2011 at 2:47 pm
"Evolution is only a theory."
Take a drink and whack whoever says this upside the head with the bottle.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 15, 2011 at 4:15 pm
"God is perfect love"
- Try to take a drink while laughing hysterically
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 15, 2011 at 5:28 pm
"...but what about Hitler, Stalin or Mao, who were all atheists."
-Take a drink
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 15, 2011 at 5:29 pm
But make sure you make a "heil!" salute when you do.
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 15, 2011 at 5:34 pm
(This post was last modified: November 15, 2011 at 5:35 pm by DeistPaladin.)
(November 15, 2011 at 5:29 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: But make sure you make a "heil!" salute when you do.
I have another suggestion, say "Gott Mitt Uns" and take a drink.
("God with us", Isaiah 7:14, motto on the Nazi soldier's uniforms). "But... but... you can't prove Hitler WASN'T an atheist!" (roll eyes)
...speaking of which, that reminds me...
"...no True Christian..."
-Take a drink
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