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The Apologist Drinking Game
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"What proof do you have that God doesn't exist?"
Turn around, head to nearest bar, and keep drinking until you forget you ever heard this.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
"[...]but he loves you!"
Toast to the memory of George Carlin and take a gigantic swig. When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
"Can I lay hands on you?"
-If she is attractive say yes, if not take a drink.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise
"Why do you hate God so much?"
-Take a big drink. "We're so persecuted." -Take a drink
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist 
mayor of simpleton
CATS v. DOGMAS (meow baby!)  Religious Views: (regarding theism) gnostic atheist - (regarding deism/pantheism) ignostic atheist ... as for religion: IRRELIGIOUS RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 16, 2011 at 5:38 am
(This post was last modified: November 16, 2011 at 5:39 am by mayor of simpleton.)
"Prove god's existence via dyslexia...
a) there is a thing call a "dog" b) I am dyselxia therefore; god exists!"  - take a drink and possibly throw up in the process. Meow! GREG
Moral is as moral does and as moral wishes it all too be. - MoS
The absence of all empirical evidence for the necessity of intuitive X existing is evidence against the necessary empirical existence of intuitive X - MoS (variation of 180proof) Athesim is not a system of belief, but rather a single answer to a single question. It is the designation applied by theists to those who do not share their assumption that a god/deity exists. - MoS I am not one to attribute godlike qualities to things that I am unable to understand. I may never be in the position to understand certain things, but I am not about to create an anthropomorphic deity out of my short-commings. I wish not to errect a monument to my own personal ignorace and demand that others worship this proxy of ego. - MoS 
"God said it. I believe it. That settles it."
- Get arrested for trying to off yourself with broken bottle! ![[Image: Evolution.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FEvolution.png)
mayor of simpleton
CATS v. DOGMAS (meow baby!) Religious Views: (regarding theism) gnostic atheist - (regarding deism/pantheism) ignostic atheist ... as for religion: IRRELIGIOUS
"Have the ability to ignore the correalation that god happens to hate all the same people that you hate".
- Take a drink and growl at everyone near your drink!  Meow! GREG
Moral is as moral does and as moral wishes it all too be. - MoS
The absence of all empirical evidence for the necessity of intuitive X existing is evidence against the necessary empirical existence of intuitive X - MoS (variation of 180proof) Athesim is not a system of belief, but rather a single answer to a single question. It is the designation applied by theists to those who do not share their assumption that a god/deity exists. - MoS I am not one to attribute godlike qualities to things that I am unable to understand. I may never be in the position to understand certain things, but I am not about to create an anthropomorphic deity out of my short-commings. I wish not to errect a monument to my own personal ignorace and demand that others worship this proxy of ego. - MoS (November 16, 2011 at 11:15 am)Cinjin Wrote: "God said it. I believe it. That settles it." This is the one I hate the most. It is also the oldest. I say fill up their helmet of salvation with alcohol and make them drink it. It might improve their judgement (any double meanings completely intended here).
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise
"...Testimonium Flavianum..."
-Take a drink
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist 
Why are stupids being rewarded with alcohol.
Does it have a long lasting contraceptive in it? Does it turn testicles into marshmallows? Nya, I'll take the risk. You atheists will all probably convert on your deathbed. Now give me a bottle. ![[Image: YgZ8E.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FYgZ8E.png)
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