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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 16, 2011 at 10:35 pm
Did I mention Argumentum Ad Neuseum?
Apologist hits the "reset" button in the debate. He restates an argument that has already been debunked like Mr. Short Term Memory. One can only speculate the motive is to "win" when the skeptic either gives up or commits suicide.
Talk to an apologist long enough and the odds approach certainty that this tactic will be used.
-Chug
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 17, 2011 at 3:48 am
If god doesn't exist, how come so many people believe?
-drink yourself to death
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 17, 2011 at 10:55 am
(This post was last modified: November 17, 2011 at 10:56 am by The Grand Nudger.)
 ..This game has potential to make me drunk-er by 10am.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 17, 2011 at 11:02 am
I plan on playing my Lord of the Rings drinking game with friends this evening. Should be hilarious.
For example, every time Sam says "Mr Frodo", take a drink.
When Legolas starts firing a stream of arrows, don't stop drinking until he stops.
You are usually wasted by the end of the first disk of the first film 
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 18, 2011 at 12:29 am
(November 17, 2011 at 11:02 am)frankiej Wrote: I plan on playing my Lord of the Rings drinking game with friends this evening. Should be hilarious.
For example, every time Sam says "Mr Frodo", take a drink.
When Legolas starts firing a stream of arrows, don't stop drinking until he stops.
You are usually wasted by the end of the first disk of the first film
People actually watch those horrible movies more than once?!?!?
If there really was a hell, god would have the Lord of the Rings Trilogy playing in the background for two reasons:
One: Hell is eternal and those movies should take up about that amount of time to watch.
Two: They are SOOOO BORING!!! It's hours and hours of watching different groups of people WALK AROUND! It's a documentary of people taking a fucking trip! Yeah, there's magical shit in there but who cares ... it's so god damn boring!! We GOT IT ... It's A LONG FUCKING WAY to WHERE you're FUCKING GOING!!
/rant
horrible fucking movies ... good thing you're drinking. Matter of fact, that would be the ONLY way you would even have a chance at getting me to watch that bull shit a second time. After the second one I just gave up.
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 18, 2011 at 1:13 pm
I raise my glass to the person who started this thread. It's been such a pleasure. How about we extend this game beyond the bounds of Christianity to include all religions? Here, I'll start:
Allahu Akbar! (whatever the hell this means)
-Take a drink
“People can leave the church, but they can’t leave the church alone.” (Mormon)
-Laugh and take a drink
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 18, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Thank you.
(November 18, 2011 at 1:13 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: Allahu Akbar! (whatever the hell this means)
-Take a drink
"God is great", roughly the equivalent of the Christian "Praise"
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... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
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... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 18, 2011 at 1:55 pm
(November 18, 2011 at 1:48 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Thank you.
(November 18, 2011 at 1:13 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: Allahu Akbar! (whatever the hell this means)
-Take a drink
"God is great", roughly the equivalent of the Christian "Praise"
You learn a new thing every day...
I always thought "Allahu Akbar!" meant "I'm going to cut your head off with a blunt knife!"
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 18, 2011 at 2:37 pm
(November 18, 2011 at 1:55 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote: You learn a new thing every day...
I always thought "Allahu Akbar!" meant "I'm going to cut your head off with a blunt knife!"
Same thing. You say "potato"...
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: The Apologist Drinking Game
November 19, 2011 at 1:07 pm
Cin hates LotR AND AC/DC. He's broken my heart forever.
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