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Apples or Oranges

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Apples or Oranges
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Apples or Oranges
November 29, 2011 at 4:02 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2011 at 4:50 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
which do you prefer and why?
I prefer apples to oranges because those fucking oranges squirt people in the eyes.
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RE: Apples or Oranges
November 29, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Oranges taste better - and you of all people should be used to squirts in the eye.
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RE: Apples or Oranges
November 29, 2011 at 5:37 pm
^

Oranges are tastier. And apples get stuck in your teeth.
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RE: Apples or Oranges
November 29, 2011 at 5:43 pm
I'll have the chicken...and don't forget the sauce.
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RE: Apples or Oranges
November 29, 2011 at 5:47 pm
Clearly its apples. All of you godless orange loving heathens are going to hell.
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RE: Apples or Oranges
November 29, 2011 at 7:07 pm
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Well, I know that's not true, but you get the point. And they also taste better to me (the fresh and crispy ones). Tongue
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RE: Apples or Oranges
November 29, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Scrapple!
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RE: Apples or Oranges
November 29, 2011 at 8:09 pm
I prefer apples because I don't really like the taste of citrus.

Oh, and by the way, here's a song by Pink Floyd about this very subject
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MMMN0VZmYw
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RE: Apples or Oranges
November 29, 2011 at 8:23 pm
(November 29, 2011 at 8:09 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: I prefer apples because I don't really like the taste of citrus.

Oh, and by the way, here's a song by Pink Floyd about this very subject
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MMMN0VZmYw

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