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God stops terrorists!
Thor Offline
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God stops terrorists!
December 4, 2011 at 5:51 pm (This post was last modified: December 4, 2011 at 5:55 pm by Thor.)
In case you were wondering why terrorists haven't attacked the US since 9/11, it's because "God Bless America" is played at ballparks during the 7th Inning Stretch!

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.co...?ref=fpblg


Apparently, God was waiting for this song to be played at baseball stadiums before giving us his loving protection.

It might not be the dumbest thing I've ever seen, but it's up there!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: God stops terrorists!
December 4, 2011 at 6:04 pm
What an insecure god the Islamo-Christians worship. Here's a guy who's so powerful as to create a universe but so plagued with self-doubt and self-loathing as to require the validation by insignificant specks living on a pale blue dot.

It's positively a picture of a big powerful guy who needs a hug.

I paraphrase Groucho Marx who once said he'd never be part of a club that would take him as a member. I'd never worship a god who needed or required me to.
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RE: God stops terrorists!
December 4, 2011 at 6:56 pm
Lol I love it!
One of my favorites was the Vatican saying that female urine was making men sterile. LOL us girls, we're soooo dangerous guys, you'd better stay clear Panic

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RE: God stops terrorists!
December 4, 2011 at 7:03 pm
I don't know about terrorists but playing that syrupy song stops me from watching the 7th inning stretch.

Good time to go take a leak.
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RE: God stops terrorists!
December 5, 2011 at 10:37 am
And thanks Christ for Australia...

Yawn big deal Sad
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