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I hate FUCKING HOUSEWORK!

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I hate FUCKING HOUSEWORK!
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I hate FUCKING HOUSEWORK!
December 7, 2011 at 5:58 pm (This post was last modified: December 7, 2011 at 5:58 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Housework is the bane of the civilised human being.

Yesterday I was overcome by a bout of enthusiasm,and did the kitchen floor (8X4 metres) by hand. Today my knees hurt.


Sometimes I wish we had a pool of illegals I could exploit for $1 an hour. But nooooo, MY government insists on bunging 'em in offshore concentration camps.


I think I hate housework more than I hate Xmas.,because Xmas is only once a year,whereas I have to do housework up to 4 times a year.Thinking
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RE: I hate FUCKING HOUSEWORK!
December 7, 2011 at 6:00 pm
Housework?!



I thought that was for women??!









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RE: I hate FUCKING HOUSEWORK!
December 7, 2011 at 6:09 pm
Why Pad...You just need some sweet young thing who doesn't mind washing floors and windows... Wink
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RE: I hate FUCKING HOUSEWORK!
December 7, 2011 at 6:11 pm
housework I caused I have no problem with, it's all the honey do's that start to irk me. Gotta love my woman though, whe pays well, and since I make most of the money, I'll let your imaginations run wild.
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RE: I hate FUCKING HOUSEWORK!
December 7, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Wives are invaluable when it comes to housework.

With one, you not only have someone telling you what to do but how to do it!
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December 7, 2011 at 6:18 pm
How'd that curtain rod come out, Min? Wink
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RE: I hate FUCKING HOUSEWORK!
December 7, 2011 at 6:54 pm
(December 7, 2011 at 5:58 pm)padraic Wrote: Housework is the bane of the civilised human being.

Yesterday I was overcome by a bout of enthusiasm,and did the kitchen floor (8X4 metres) by hand. Today my knees hurt.


Sometimes I wish we had a pool of illegals I could exploit for $1 an hour. But nooooo, MY government insists on bunging 'em in offshore concentration camps.


I think I hate housework more than I hate Xmas.,because Xmas is only once a year,whereas I have to do housework up to 4 times a year.Thinking

Why cant the government require 'work for the dole' people to do such work as you described.
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RE: I hate FUCKING HOUSEWORK!
December 7, 2011 at 7:03 pm
(December 7, 2011 at 6:18 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: How'd that curtain rod come out, Min? Wink

Perfect.


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December 7, 2011 at 7:20 pm
If you hate fucking housework then find something else to fuck.

Its just that easy

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RE: I hate FUCKING HOUSEWORK!
December 7, 2011 at 11:00 pm
(December 7, 2011 at 7:20 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: If you hate fucking housework then find something else to fuck.

Its just that easy

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