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#81
RE: Would you rather...?
January 11, 2012 at 12:08 am
Give George Bush a blow job. Hopefully I can close my eyes and pretend he's someone else.

Would you rather own Facebook or Google?
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#82
RE: Would you rather...?
January 11, 2012 at 12:29 am
Google…. Their $8.5 billion 2010 profit was twice Facebook’s $4.25 billion 2011 revenues.

Scarlett Johansson or Angelina Jolie?
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#83
RE: Would you rather...?
January 11, 2012 at 6:31 am
neither if they're in their blond phase. Overall though Angelina.

Would you rather be suddenly invalid from the waist down or suddenly completely deaf (both irreversible) ?
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#84
RE: Would you rather...?
January 11, 2012 at 8:44 am
FUCK!!! Im a musician who loves his dick!

regardless, losing your hearing is easier to live with than being in a wheel chair...so I will lose my hearing.

Be the only atheist in the entire world like it is now, or live amongst a world society that is completely atheist but also tyranical (like Big brother is in Orwells 1984 novel)
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#85
RE: Would you rather...?
January 11, 2012 at 1:57 pm
(January 11, 2012 at 8:44 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: FUCK!!! Im a musician who loves his dick!

regardless, losing your hearing is easier to live with than being in a wheel chair...so I will lose my hearing.

Be the only atheist in the entire world like it is now, or live amongst a world society that is completely atheist but also tyranical (like Big brother is in Orwells 1984 novel)

Good one. Both are dystopias as far as I'm concerned - but as I feel politics are more easily changed than religious views, I'd have to take the latter.

Would you rather be physically robust but mentally deficient (sub-room temperature IQ), or physically helpless and brilliant (e.g Stephen Hawking)?

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#86
RE: Would you rather...?
January 11, 2012 at 2:08 pm
Physically helpless and brilliant... Moving is overrated.

No pie ever again, or no pizza ever again.
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#87
RE: Would you rather...?
January 11, 2012 at 3:28 pm
No pizza.

Chicken pot pie. My three favorite things.

Go to one of Godschild's sunday worship thingies or be forced to listen to Dotard's views of women for the same length of time (mind you, he gets a megaphone).
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#88
RE: Would you rather...?
January 11, 2012 at 4:18 pm
(January 11, 2012 at 3:28 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: No pizza.

Chicken pot pie. My three favorite things.

Go to one of Godschild's sunday worship thingies or be forced to listen to Dotard's views of women for the same length of time (mind you, he gets a megaphone).

I'll take GC. You didn't say I had to listen (that's me in the back row watching netflix on my iPhone).

Kill, or be killed?

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#89
RE: Would you rather...?
January 11, 2012 at 4:31 pm
That’s easy given that I can imagine a self defense situation. Kill

So let’s make it harder.

Suicide or the cold blooded murder of an innocent?
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#90
RE: Would you rather...?
January 11, 2012 at 4:34 pm
Probably suicide.

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