Plants are Awesome

[Erinome]

My favorite plants are Cannabis and corn.

[reverendjeremiah]

Or hellebore or belladonna or wolfsbane or mandrake...

Or coca or marijuana or tobacco or opium poppies...

Or flax or cotton or bamboo.

Or meadowsweet or comfrey or st. john's wort

We grow your poisons, and we grow your intoxicants and we grow your clothes and your medicines. Our thumbs are for healing, for killing, for partying and for feeding.

Petunias be damned.

Sounds good to me.

I will use these thumbs to hook up the circuitry to run your grow room. Once you cultivate I will play the musical entertainment after we partake from the benefits of your green thumb.

When people give me gifts of plants, the first thing I ask is; "What the fuck is this?" Thats my way of reminding them that I dont know shit about botany, but anyway... They tell me what it is. then I ask; "Can it survive on its own?" If they say "No", then I hand it back to them. "You might as well kill it right now, because I will not help it thrive...and could you please stop staring up my nostrils like I have a booger dangling?"

Yeah...did I mention that I hate plants?

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My favorite plants are Cannabis and corn.

cannabis and corn are both tasty flowers.

[thesummerqueen]

I'd settle for you stopping by and putting a few extra outlets in my room. They're all on the mid-attic wall, none on the other walls, and it's fucking annoying. The guy didn't run wires to the rest of the room, I guess. Fucker.

[reverendjeremiah]

Of course he didnt run the wires to the rest of the room. He probably ran out of wattage potential room on the circuit and he knew that he would have to run another load to feed the rest.

Then again, if your house is old, then I remind you they didnt have much use for electricity, as we do now, back in the 50's.

For me to run it for you I would need a place to crash... you are in Raleigh?

[thesummerqueen]

No, Charlotte, and we have a spare room. I'd have to talk to heather about it if you would have to add more things.

[Autumnlicious]

The Dodder Plant -

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