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Dumbest statement you've heard today
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RE: Dumbest statement you've heard today
January 13, 2012 at 5:51 pm
(January 13, 2012 at 8:15 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Being told on another forum by a christian that jesus wasn't jewish.

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Wasn't Jewish?

30 years old,living at home and his mother thought he was god,OF COURSE he was Jewish!
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RE: Dumbest statement you've heard today
January 13, 2012 at 5:54 pm
"I put my metal necklace in the microwave because it was cold around my neck"
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RE: Dumbest statement you've heard today
January 13, 2012 at 10:35 pm
Pop quiz: what was the name of the Christ?

I am.

That G-C; he just loves to validate my reality. I'm supposed to be the psychotic. He's supposed to be the community leader. But you ever read that crap I post in response to his infamy? It is too easy; pick someone out on the street, and tell them about being Lucifer...

They got half a brain that' halfway open? And I'm a star. I had to quit that - taking advantage of my certainty to enhance my identity - in community with Joe Blow whose mind is fulla I don't know cause the theists - cannot even get their lies straight.

There's a double-play fri-day. I'm the dumbest statement; having witnessed reality's ratification of incorporated insanity.
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RE: Dumbest statement you've heard today
January 15, 2012 at 8:26 am
(December 19, 2011 at 3:08 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Bone eating acid in a womans lady parts eh.

Ah so that's why my dick is so small, it's been eroded away!Confusedhock:

You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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RE: Dumbest statement you've heard today
January 15, 2012 at 9:28 am
Hehehehehe, a variation of the dentata fear.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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